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January 13, 2011

File Under: Sundance 2011 Films I Won't Be Seeing Unless I Need to Induce Projectile Vomiting

"At the club, the music thumps, go-go dancers twirl, shorties gyrate on the dance floor while studs play it cool,
and adorably naive 17-year-old Alike takes in the scene with her jaw dropped in amazement. Meanwhile, her buddy Laura, in between macking the ladies and flexing her butch bravado, is trying to help Alike get her cherry popped." -- : Pariah -- debuting at Sundance Film Festival 2011

Or this never-ready-for-prime-time piece of shit: Sundance Film Festival 2011 : Page One: A Year Inside the -i-New York Times-/i-
"Unprecedented access to the New York Times newsroom for a year. At the media desk, a dialectical play-within-a-play transpires as writers like salty David Carr track print journalism’s metamorphosis even as their own paper struggles to stay vital and solvent. Meanwhile, rigorous journalism—including vibrant cross-cubicle debate and collaboration, tenacious jockeying for on-record quotes, and skillful page-one pitching—is alive and well."

Posted by Vanderleun at January 13, 2011 10:16 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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Gee, I wonder where this vibrant sleuthing takes place. I don't want to have to see it to find out.

Posted by: Jewel at January 13, 2011 11:18 AM

What -- no movies about gay cowboys eating chocolate pudding?
/South Park reference

Posted by: Aquila at January 13, 2011 12:00 PM

When Brokeback Mountain came out, my first reaction was, "Do they eat pudding?"

Posted by: rickl at January 13, 2011 4:34 PM

"show business kids making movies of themselves
you know they don't give a f*** about anybody else"
-Donald Fagan

Posted by: bill at January 13, 2011 6:06 PM

"Unless I need to induce projectile vomiting," or a high flush enema?

Posted by: Cilla Mitchell, Galveston Texas at January 14, 2011 5:13 AM

I'm still scarred from The Crying Game.

Posted by: RedCarolina at January 14, 2011 9:41 AM

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