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April 17, 2010
Crack Business Opportunity
I am the designer of a product called the Backtacular gluteal cleft shield. Itâs a hypoallergenic adhesive patch that is applied directly to the skin above the gluteal cleft area of the buttocks. The patch is made of denim with a rhine stone and/or rhine stud design. The product stops gluteal cleft exposure when wearing low rise apparel. The picture of Jennifer Garner below is courtesy of the TMZ â Crack Is Wackâ section of the TMZ website. The Backtacular Gluteal cleft patch is patent and trademark pending. I would appreciate your consideration in taking my company on as a client. Thank You, Kimberly Brewer
Posted by Vanderleun at April 17, 2010 12:46 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.
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First young female victims of liberal brainrot were manipulated into spending their own money for pants that didn't even cover their tummies and butts. Then they obediently tattooed their newly exposed backsides with tramp stamps. Now, for the viewing amusement and violent fantasies of passing males comes the "rip it and stick it to me" patch.
No doubt the school "health clinics" Obama has planned will be offering the girls Norplants - with or without parental permission. Perhaps if they just sterilized the girls and branded them "whore" at age 13, liberals could make it even more convenient for their beloved Polanskis.
Posted by: raincityjazz at April 17, 2010 4:07 AM
Talk about a mission of mercy.
JWM
Posted by: jwm at April 17, 2010 6:02 AM
Ugh.
Posted by: Fausta at April 17, 2010 7:53 AM
Maybe Kimberly can come up with a design having a beer or cigarette logo for plumbers.
Posted by: dhmosquito at April 17, 2010 8:41 AM
Perhaps someday soon some genius will invent pants with a higher waistline.
Posted by: teresa at April 17, 2010 1:09 PM
You really should consider having this as one of your sponsors, Gerard:
http://www.hulu.com/watch/61336/saturday-night-live-turlingtons-lower-back-tattoo-remover
Posted by: Jewel at April 17, 2010 2:15 PM
Don't wear low-rise clothing and you won't have plumber's butt.
You're welcome.
Where's my grant?
Posted by: Mikey NTH at April 18, 2010 12:53 PM
@Jewel: That's the skit I pointed out sans link on the thread about the tattooed, pierced folk in Seattle that Gerard put up about a week ago. ROTFL.
Posted by: WWWebb at April 19, 2010 12:15 AM
Ahh, yes! I remember. It all came around! Cool.
Posted by: Jewel at April 19, 2010 6:17 PM