Item 1: In which we establish that The Who's original drummer, Keith Moon, is not dead but living in Korea inside Tattoo's body.
Item 2: In which Barack Obama explains his program for change in detail.
Item 3: In which we learn that John McCain is "the American president Americans have been waiting for."
Item 4: In which it is established forever that "Guns do not kill people. Idiots kill people."
Man Shooting Hole Through Wall Kills Wife Officials are trying to decide whether to file charges against a Missouri man who fatally shot his wife while trying to install a satellite TV system in the bedroom of their home. Patsy Long, 34, of Deepwater, died after being shot in the chest with a .22-caliber handgun on Saturday. Her husband, Ronald Long, fired the shot from the inside of their home after several unsuccessful efforts to punch a hole through the exterior wall using other means.
Item 5: In which we discover that if Google goes black, Google comes back: Turn Your Lights Off, Google Needs Extra Power Today
As we noted two days ago, Google is taking its home page black in support of Earth Hour. We criticized Google when we first posted about this because, it turns out, black web pages actually may use more power than white ones (based on a study that Google itself cited last year). So Google is, ironically, causing people who visit their site to use more power to celebrate Earth Hour than they would on a normal day.
Item 6: In which we can view the Luggage Mountain now growing at London's Heathrow airport, and comprehend why there will not always be an England after all. 15,000 bags stranded at Heathrow "but one source has told the BBC that the number may be closer to 20,000."
Item 7: In which a Singapore Airlines pilot, on being informed about the situation at Heathrow, takes appropriate action.
Item 8: In which you can spend several relaxing moments teasing her with the tip of your mouse pointer. (Hint - The lips, you mad fool!)
Item 9: In which we see the pitfalls of photographing reflective objects for sale on eBay.
Item 10: In which we learn that North Korea is the most enthusiastic participant in "Earth Hour." Go Kim! North Korea Marks Earth Hour. South Korea Does Not
Referencing the Korean drummer, I am all for mainstreaming autistic children, but never ever introduce them to the drums.
Posted by: Robert Hows at March 30, 2008 10:33 AMYoutube has apparently pulled the video (item 2) ref. Sen. Obama. Must not shown him with his halo...
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