January 22, 2025 was a chilly morning in Washington, D.C. when Vilnar the Destroyer, the Electro-Robot-Monster of Venus, was sworn in as our nation’s 47th Last President. Vilnar narrowly defeated incumbent Michelle Obama in a highly contested race that saw vicious debate over the growth of Federal power and the molecular disintegration of Obama's vice president and life partner, Debbie Wasserman, during a debate. Despite the populace having high hopes for the creature from another world who promised “complete and total ruin,” Vilnar found himself unable to keep his campaign promises when Congress could not find enough money in the sofa for his Atomic Death Ray project.
Shamelessly copped and mashed from Matthew Buchholz's Alternatehistories)
Posted by Vanderleun at August 23, 2011 10:37 AM
I MUST...AND YET I CANNOT
Posted by: Voton at August 23, 2011 11:03 AMVilnar has already struck. Most people think that we just had an earthquake, but that was Vilnar's harmonic resonance gun taking a triangulation shot at Washington, DC.
Posted by: Don Rodrigo at August 23, 2011 12:05 PMVilnar the Destroyer don't give a shit. There he goes, ripping off Mitt Romney's head. He's eating him alive! Ew! Ew!
Posted by: ahem at August 23, 2011 12:53 PMVilnar will proceed to then take a dump on Bernanke, the entire FED and use Geithner for a wipe.
Posted by: Peccable at August 23, 2011 4:15 PM"It is impossible to speak in such a way that you cannot be misunderstood." -- Karl Popper N.B.: Comments are moderated to combat spam and may not appear immediately. Comments that exceed the obscenity or stupidity limits will be either edited or expunged.
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