July 13, 2007

Live Moon, Dead Earth, Bad Ice Cream, WD-40, and the Squirrel Archeologists

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Be Afraid. Be Very Afraid: Each year, the moon moves 3.82 centimeters farther from Earth.

Be Even More Afraid: Live Earth flop induces media cooling. 'We're one third as popular as Princess Diana and she's dead.'

Be Utterly Terrified: On August 17, Leonardo DiCaprio's documentary about how man is destroying the planet, "The 11th Hour," premieres....

Sold Out $15,000-a-ticket rock concert: See "Prince, Dave Matthews and Tim Reynolds, Billy Joel, James Taylor and Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers in separate shows during July and August in an "intimate" outdoor setting. Along with the music, attendees will enjoy extravagant side entertainment like art exhibits and magic by David Blaine."

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101 Frightening Ice Cream Flavors From Around The World: We quit when we got to "Raw Horseflesh."

Breathless "Blotter" Blather Blast: "Terror Commander: U.S. Attack Will Dwarf London Bombings" Well, Brian Ross has got to have something for the weekend lest we forget about him by Monday.

Works for Me: Wisconsin Lawmaker Seeks Death Penalty for Law School.

Slow Down. You Chew Too Fast: 5 Powerful Reasons to Eat Slower

2000 Unofficial Uses for WD-40: #1967 Creates pretty rainbow formations when applied to empty aquariums

When Bullshit Trumps Science: "We only find what the squirrels dig up.": Squirrels Unearth Ancient Artifact In Roseville, California. Archeologists don't want to know.

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Posted by Vanderleun at July 13, 2007 10:11 AM | TrackBack
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What the hell is a centimeter? Let's talk feet and inches.

Posted by: rexrs at July 14, 2007 4:58 AM
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