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Earl Scheib's Mainstream Media Buffed "Perfect Candidate Pearl Package®"
This classic candidate refinishing includes an eight year White House warranty.
At a mere $180,000,000+ it includes:
- Chemically clean & dewax candidate for repackaging
- Dual-action face peel for adhesion to skin if not to issues.
- Careful masking & taping of previous positions
- Hair blown dry and the dust of voting-history removed
- Tack cloth cleaning and Botox-boosting of surfaces marred by medal tossing.
- 15 Point MediaGlow® coats #1 and #2
- Masked positions & taped interview statements removal
- Final cleaning of Congressional Record
- Many additional nuanced postions included at only a 30% hike in your taxes over the next 2 years
- MediaGlow® #3 (base coat) for a uniform party line
- Infrared Quartz and Tinfoil Hat
- Blind Ambition & Haughty Pose Conditioner
- Additional sanding of positions & preparation for adhesion to the very next position
- Integrated clear coat for "Bounces off me and sticks to you" responses
- Extra final deep high-pressure fundament cleaning to leave Candidate clean, sweet-smelling, and sanitary
- Our BEST Warranty Good for 8 Years or until a wheel comes off and sends candidate and party into a heap of flaming wreckage on the roadside of History
- BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!
- Euro-Leader Surefire Endorsments Clear Top Coat — a true clear top con job applied after your last coat of MediaGlow® — a Scheib exclusive that gives your candidate that super gloss tough-closing October finish.
- Choice of diverse Euro-Paint Pearl colors as long as they are Red or Yellow
Our 2004 Model. Before and After
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Posted by Vanderleun at September 30, 2004 12:08 PM
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