A Pivotal Moment in Human History, Brought to you by The Starbucks Corporation. PJM – Starbucks is actually branding their much anticipated upcoming employee racial sensitivity indoctrination event as “5/29.” They’re not calling it “Don’t Be a Racist Day” or whatever. It’s just… 5/29. They’re 9/11‘ing it. Now there’ll be pre-5/29 thinking and post-5/29 thinking. It’s the day everything changes forever. This is a pivotal moment in human history, brought to you by the Starbucks Corporation.
“We cannot be sensitive in sensitivity training.”
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One time, I looked up Starbuck’s corporate ethos, as I was teaching a block on ethos. It is “warmth and belonging.” Shityeah! Now the homeless belong, too. That warmth you smell ain’t Sumatran, either.
Divesting myself of all interest in SBUX. Black Rifle Coffee tastes great!
Kinda pricey but I’m getting ready to pull the trigger on that BRC myself.
Murdered Out is the darkest roast.
You momentarily got my hopes up that Hope ‘n Change had come back, but then I saw the 2015 copyright. Plus ça change….
Hey there webster…. For Hope n Change try
Stilton’s Place
Less AD, more work. I need the money because I promised Gerard I would send a BRCC mission kit. The irony would stagger O Henry.
Also, wild rice.