WHEN in the course of human Events, it becomes necessary….
The Inevitability of Hillary: Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the election ocean.
byVanderleunonSeptember 9, 2019
So here’s how 2020 unfolds.
Elizabeth Warren is now, as we know, actively colluding with Hillary Clinton. This collusion will bear strange fruit when, as a result of Clinton’s collusion connections, Warren clinches the nomination and gives Hillary the VP slot after the primaries but before the convention. Clinton is an obvious choice for VP; she would “balance the ticket” by being the “moderating middle of the road” influence that would ameliorate the wild and whacky kill the country on day one policies of Warren.
Such a quick-drying humid hotflash of a ticket would have an irresistible allure to formerly-cute women of all ages, races, and sexes.
Warren/Clinton would be too much testosterone for Trump to beat and he just might have to settle for a happyending rather than a second term. “Sorry to keep you waiting, Passion Flower. Complicated business.”
Fast forward January 2021 and it is President Warren and Vice President Clinton together at last. The only lingering (very) small issue is that getting there involved Warren colluding with the Mother of All Collusions Clinton who had colluded with the Russians to get Trump impeached for colluding with Putin. As such Warren was colluding with the Russian Colluding Establishment RCE, and her acceptance of RCE’s assistance indicated that Russia itself (aka “VAL”) could have again colluded to secure her election.
Loyal Democrat though she may be, this collusion allegation against Warren was so serious that Clinton had to initiate an investigation into Warren’s collusion with Russia. “I’m doing it for the little people,” she stated. “I gave Liz that 800-ROO-SKIE number one late night at the bottom of four bottles of Chardonnay and a little face time. I told her to call the Rooskies if she needed a few extra electorals. I didn’t think she’d actually do it. Then again I didn’t think I’d have to replace my rug either.”
This time the Clinton collusion investigation was headed up the Notorious RBG from her retirement condo at the Ted Kennedy Memorial Organ Farm and Health SPA. In short order, RBG’s Report confirmed that Warren had colluded with the Russians. Warren was then led to resign by the Head of her Secret Service detachment who confronted her with the RBG Report and said, “Plata o plomo.”
Exit Warren Oval Office Right.
Enter Clinton Oval Office Left with Notorious RBG and a Bible:
I’M FOR THIIS 100000000000%!!!!!
It guarantees Trump will win!!
MontefríoSeptember 10, 2019, 11:13 AM
@Ghost
Central Argentina is much nicer and has a balmy climate. We are likely to have our own HRC back (Cristina), but riding out the storm will be easier here.
JackSeptember 10, 2019, 12:07 PM
The American progressive feminists versions of asshole buddies Adolph and Reinhard Heydrich.
Snakepit KansasSeptember 10, 2019, 6:33 PM
The opportunity for Hillary to lose twice? I would throw a keg party in my front yard. I doubt if ‘Ol Cankles is up for it. She didn’t get any younger in the past four years.
TrangBang68September 11, 2019, 2:47 PM
Heil Hildebeast
Turning and turning in the widening gyre
The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.
Surely some revelation is at hand;
Surely the Second Coming is at hand.
The Second Coming! Hardly are those words out
When a vast image out of Spiritus Mundi
Troubles my sight: somewhere in sands of the desert
A shape with lion body and the head of a man,
A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun,
Is moving its slow thighs, while all about it
Reel shadows of the indignant desert birds.
The darkness drops again; but now I know
That twenty centuries of stony sleep
Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle,
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?
WB Yeats “The Second Coming”
VanderleunSeptember 11, 2019, 3:40 PM
Kudos for working the rough beast of Hillary into the thread!
I do not see this happening if for no other reason than that I find it difficult to believe that Warren cannot spell “arkancide”. Unlike Stretch I think that Warren would at least have time to get settled into the WH before suiciding. In any case I figure Hildamort would be president in time to deliver the SOTU address. With a majority in both houses, she would be able to replace Notorious RBG and Breyer. Roberts having stepped down for “sudden and possibly acute” health reasons, Hildabeast would now have a 5 judge majority but not being satisfied with such a slim margin of control, at Hildabeast’s behest congress would increase the number of SCOTUS justices from 9 to 11; producing an unassailable margin of victory for any leftist program President von Pantsuit chose to enact.
WDSSeptember 13, 2019, 10:03 AM
Thankfully when Cankles and America’s screeching mother in law lose, and they WILL lose, the excuse-apalooza that will ensue will be both hysterically funny and disgusting at the same time.
CCSeptember 17, 2019, 9:19 AM
Sounds like a “Carnak The Magnificent set up, where the answer is “a Hag and a Nag.”
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Who Am I? by Carl Sandburg
My head knocks against the stars.
My feet are on the hilltops.
My finger-tips are in the valleys and shores of universal life.
Down in the sounding foam of primal things I reach my hands and play with pebbles of destiny.
I have been to hell and back many times.
I know all about heaven, for I have talked with God.
I dabble in the blood and guts of the terrible.
I know the passionate seizure of beauty
And the marvelous rebellion of man at all signs reading “Keep Off.”
My name is Truth and I am the most elusive captive in the universe.
Duty, Beauty, Liberty, Country, Honor, Family, Faith — Plus a few simple easy to follow rules for guys
Men saw the stars at the edge of the sea
They thought great thoughts about liberty
Poets wrote down words that did fit
Writers wrote books
Thinkers thought about it
Take it where you find it
Can’t leave it alone
You will find a purpose
To carry it on
Mainly when you find it
Your heart will be strong
About it
Many’s the road I have walked upon
Many’s the hour between dusk and dawn
Many’s the time
Many’s the mile
I see it all now
Through the eyes of a child
Take it where you find it
Can’t leave it alone
You will find a purpose
To carry it on
Mainly when you find it
Your heart will be strong
About it
[Chorus]
Lost dreams and found dreams
In America
In America
In America
Lost dreams and found dreams
In America
In America
In America
And close your eyes
Leave it all for a while
Leave the world
And your worries behind
You will build on whatever is real
And wake up each day
To a new waking dream
Take it where you find it
Can’t leave it alone
You will find a purpose
To carry it on
Mainly when you find it
Your heart will be strong
About it
[Chorus]
Change, change come over
Change come over
Talkin’ about a change
Change, change
Change come over, now
Change, change, change come over
I’m gonna walk down the street
Until I see
My shining light
I’m gonna walk down the street
Until I see
My shining light
I’m gonna walk down the street
Until I see
My shining light
I’m gonna walk down the street
Until I see
My shining light
I see my light
See my light
See my shining light
I see my light
See my light
See my shining light
So here’s how 2020 unfolds.
Gerard Van der Leun
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Isn’t that sweet – Fauxahontas brought along her teepee.
And it’s I Am Who for an early one-liner win!
Killary wouldn’t wait for an “investigation.”
Warren will suffer a fatal stroke (.22 caliber) before she finishes saying “So help me God.”
Southern Argentina is looking better all the time.
I always wanted to be a gaucho.
Where my boleadoras iz?
Seems more likely to me that they’ll slip in Michelle Obama or Oprah at the last minute.
I can only hope… Those two socialist losers would get curb-stomped by the Trumpster.
Heil Hillary!
First daytime nightmare I’ve had in years.
I’M FOR THIIS 100000000000%!!!!!
It guarantees Trump will win!!
@Ghost
Central Argentina is much nicer and has a balmy climate. We are likely to have our own HRC back (Cristina), but riding out the storm will be easier here.
The American progressive feminists versions of asshole buddies Adolph and Reinhard Heydrich.
The opportunity for Hillary to lose twice? I would throw a keg party in my front yard. I doubt if ‘Ol Cankles is up for it. She didn’t get any younger in the past four years.
Heil Hildebeast
Turning and turning in the widening gyre
The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.
Surely some revelation is at hand;
Surely the Second Coming is at hand.
The Second Coming! Hardly are those words out
When a vast image out of Spiritus Mundi
Troubles my sight: somewhere in sands of the desert
A shape with lion body and the head of a man,
A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun,
Is moving its slow thighs, while all about it
Reel shadows of the indignant desert birds.
The darkness drops again; but now I know
That twenty centuries of stony sleep
Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle,
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?
WB Yeats “The Second Coming”
Kudos for working the rough beast of Hillary into the thread!
I do not see this happening if for no other reason than that I find it difficult to believe that Warren cannot spell “arkancide”. Unlike Stretch I think that Warren would at least have time to get settled into the WH before suiciding. In any case I figure Hildamort would be president in time to deliver the SOTU address. With a majority in both houses, she would be able to replace Notorious RBG and Breyer. Roberts having stepped down for “sudden and possibly acute” health reasons, Hildabeast would now have a 5 judge majority but not being satisfied with such a slim margin of control, at Hildabeast’s behest congress would increase the number of SCOTUS justices from 9 to 11; producing an unassailable margin of victory for any leftist program President von Pantsuit chose to enact.
Thankfully when Cankles and America’s screeching mother in law lose, and they WILL lose, the excuse-apalooza that will ensue will be both hysterically funny and disgusting at the same time.
Sounds like a “Carnak The Magnificent set up, where the answer is “a Hag and a Nag.”