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 Democrats Announce Who Will Make Political Balloon Animals at the Debate  

The 20 candidates who qualified under the DNC’s polling and grassroots criteria include: Colorado Sen. Michael Bennet, former Vice President Joe Biden, New Jersey Sen. Cory Booker, South Bend Mayor Pete Buttigieg, former Housing and Urban Development Secretary Julio Castro, New York Mayor Bill de Blasio, former Maryland Rep. John Delaney, Hawaii Rep. Tulsi Gabbard, New York Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand, California Sen. Kamala Harris, Former Colorado Gov. John Hickenlooper, Washington Gov. Jay Inslee, Minnesota Sen. Amy Klobuchar, Former Texas Rep. Beto O’Rourke, Ohio Rep. Tim Ryan, Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders, California Rep. Eric Swalwell, Massachusetts Sen. Elizabeth Warren, motivational speaker Marianne Williamson and tech entrepreneur Andrew Yang.

For the benefit of Mr. Kite
There will be a show tonight on trampoline
The Hendersons will all be there
Late of Pablo Fanques Fair-what a scene
Over men and horses hoops and garters
Lastly through a hogshead of real fire!
In this way, Mr. K. will challenge the world!

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  • Richard June 14, 2019, 9:29 AM

    The Democrats have announced the lucky 20 clowns who made the cut and will make political balloon animals in their nomination circus. The televised debate will air during prime time in a few weeks.+++
    And when friendly fire takes out most of them, leaving what will remain still be un-electable, Madame Beast will ride in to save the day. Don’t know why the pubes didn’t do something about safeguarding the Vote when they had the chance. Man, looking at that line up…these are really profoundly stupid times we are living in.

  • ghostsniper June 14, 2019, 10:36 AM

    How do you pronounce Buttigieg?
    booty gig?
    Appropriate, no?
    Welcome to Sillyville.

  • Vanderleun June 14, 2019, 12:40 PM

    We pronounce it as “Butty Plug”

  • jwm June 14, 2019, 12:53 PM

    Pete the Bugger.
    …and this is just the beginning. We’ll be awash in this shit for the next year and a half.
    It’s gonna’ be like A clockwork Orange. We’re strapped in with our eyelids clipped open. No. Escape.
    Give me something to be sick in.

    JWM

  • Marica June 14, 2019, 1:27 PM

    Lovely poem.

  • ghostsniper June 14, 2019, 2:10 PM

    Thank John Lennon.

  • Bill Cox June 15, 2019, 5:54 AM

    methinks I had an acid flashback

  • Dave smith June 17, 2019, 3:31 AM

    As a McGill University alumnus I suspect the sugar cubes were brought to the party by Dr. Hank the drummer.

  • Casey Klahn June 17, 2019, 5:38 AM

    Just like the buskers and traveling showmen of old, the Democratic who rises to the top will be outrageous enough and clownish enough to sell us the medicine (Socialism). Or else he will be a suited offering as flat and unappealing as possible. Like Biden. Mr MeToo, in reverse. Anyone else see the irony in that?

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