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World’s Most Expensive Dementia Care Center

“Showed me his plate.”  Stuck in his thumb and pulled out a plum too? Ate all his veggies and finished off his pudding and ice cream without any diversity nurse spoon-feeding him and wiping his chin? What a good boy he is. Probably still goes to the bathroom independently, like Ruprecht:

Joe’s a lucky drooler. My personal long-term care plan is the penitentiary.  What’s yours?

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  • PA Cat July 23, 2022, 10:35 PM

    Joe’s a lucky drooler.
    He sure is– he hit the dementia care trifecta: Drs. Jill, Rachel Levine, and Tony Fauci. Those boosters up the keester don’t administer themselves, ya know.

  • John Venlet July 24, 2022, 5:43 AM

    That man in the White House, Joe Biden, is receiving the most expensive child care services in the world, and his caretakers are a bunch of 8 to 10 year olds playing house while enabling the burning down of what remains of American exceptionalism.

  • azlibertarian July 24, 2022, 9:27 AM

    Biden was a corrupt, Grade 1 Idiot long before he began his slide into dementia. Even if you accept that the election was counted fairly (which I do not), he never should have run for President. However, I am a bit concerned over his recent covid diagnosis. He is 79 years old, and a diagnosis of anything at that age can lead to something serious. Even if we didn’t have to consider a President Kamala Harris, the death of a President in office is an unsettling event, and one that I don’t want to face. I can’t stand the guy, but if only to avoid the instability of a mid-term replacement, I wish him well.

  • Anne July 24, 2022, 10:13 AM

    I listened to Biden’s videotaped comments. LISTEN AGAIN–CLOSELY. The level staccato, the absence of any slur, the perfection of each sentence. These are not typical of the way that man speaks. They are typical of a worked over collection of voice recordings that have been melded together by highly skilled sound technicians. They do it in the movies–they sure in the hell can do it in CT!

  • Dirk July 24, 2022, 11:10 AM

    Wonderful movie,” I gotta pee”. Big brother, ok. Ahhhhhhh! Classic. Why is a Cork-on his fork? Dudes wearing an eye patch! Good stuff.

    There is absolutely nothing The Delaware Douche bag can do or say that I’m interested in hearing. He’s been a looser his entire life.

  • Lance de Boyle July 24, 2022, 2:26 PM

    Up-to-the-Minute with Dr. Jill
    I am pleased to report that the President is doing fine.
    He ate all his num-nums, like a good little diddums.
    Yes, he pushed my hand away, saying, “No peasies. No like peasies. Me want iceam. Iceam.”
    So, his attendant–Yolanda L’ Twerkiaquaqua–gave him three spoonsful, to which the President replied, “Tankwoo. Me got a iceam.”
    The Food and Bowel team cheered.
    After din dins, the President was taken out of his high chair (“Me likie cha cha chair. One two Cha cha cha!”) and put in his play pen, where he crawled to his favorite doll–Vlady Putin. “Me hates Vlady Pupin. Bad Vlady.”–and sucked on its arm for a while.
    The President made a few squeezie faces (“Me makie squeezies. Ha Ha blap blap.”) and made a big boy squooshie in his dipe dipe.
    The Food and Bowel team cheered.
    The President, exhausted from his din dins, fell asleep hugging his Hello Zelensky dolly.

    • Jack July 25, 2022, 6:55 AM

      Lance, that was classic and hilarious. Keep it up, you’ve got a lot of potential as a humorist.