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  • JoeDaddy August 6, 2020, 3:20 AM

    Another succinct piece I can post on several FB sites to bust their asses. We have a maskhole Gov. in NC, who clearly has a mask fetish. And hates hiz State.

  • Boat Guy August 6, 2020, 7:23 AM

    Spot on! Perfectly done!

  • Jewel August 6, 2020, 7:43 AM

    Yesterday I was in a waiting room at the doctor’s office, with about 3 other people scattered throughout the small room. One elderly man was dooming and glooming about the selfishness of schools reopening . How they were going to all bring COVID home and kill everyone. I’d say fear will be more destructive than actual disease.

  • ghostsniper August 6, 2020, 8:41 AM

    Masks are now required by law around here in hoosierville.
    Not sure what the penalty is, don’t care.
    We rarely go anywhere so it’s not a big deal.
    FedEx dood came by last week and he wasn’t wearing, so I guess it is still selective law enforcement.
    03Nov it’s going to boil over. maybe sooner

  • azlibertarian August 6, 2020, 10:17 AM

    “Yesterday I was in a waiting room at the doctor’s office….”

    Last week, I was in my dermatologist’s waiting room awaiting the semi-annual removal of questionable pieces of my hide. The entry procedure is prolly familiar to most of us: Somebody from the doctor’s staff is given the unenviable job of door guard, where they take everyone’s temperature and ask the required questions before entry is allowed. So I passed that test and took my seat awaiting my turn at the knife. And of course, wearing a mask is mandatory (I’ll skip the debate about whether a mask is helpful or not).

    A couple of minutes after taking my seat, in walked this woman, wearing her mask as she must, and she went through the door guard’s ritual. But her mask was one of those belly dancer veils, transparent, and complete with jewels and little twinkly thingis.

    Now remember: I was at my dermatologist’s office. If you’ve never been, they’re full of people my age….someone in their 50’s is usually young for the crowd. I will presume that this woman-publicly-wearing-her-belly-dancer-veil has the rest of the outfit to go along with her veil, but thankfully, she opted to leave that at home. No one, not in love with her, needs to see that.

  • James ONeil August 6, 2020, 11:19 AM

    I identify the paddle holster and it’s contents on my hip as a mask on my face and my preferred pronouns are yessir and nosir.

    Now, what were you sayin’ ?

  • Tom Hyland August 6, 2020, 1:10 PM

    Everywhere a lock down. Everywhere mask-clad zombies. Here’s something amazing… some great news… something has actually worked out totally okay.

  • Dan Patterson August 6, 2020, 3:41 PM

    Where do we know that chick in the video from?
    Something very familiar in her mannerism and speech; a video series or some such?
    Anyway, it is a beautifully presented piece and hits just the right spots.
    And to James ONeil’s point, a good paddle holster is my preference OSW as well.

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