Wish I could afford the bleached white teeth… but I have more hair than him.
Casey KlahnAugust 18, 2022, 6:13 PM
Just wondering, can one actually die from eating shit? Because I wish he would.
VanderleunAugust 18, 2022, 7:16 PM
HE HAS.This is a replicant made of Soylent Green.
AnonymousAugust 18, 2022, 7:13 PM
A swan song for the career of Brian Stelter
(Daa .. DAA da Daa; DAA da Daa … Daaaa
Daa .. DAA da Daa; DAA da Daa … Daaaa)
Gobbled up … so many treats
Ate them all took my chances
Went the distance, now I cant see my feet
Half a man with the hunger of five
So many times you declined to fast
You cracked a toilet from your glut’ny
Dont lose your grip on your midnight repast
You must fight just to keep it inside
Its the .. eye of the Tater
Its the one millionth bite
Bulking up to the tonnage of a freighter
And the fast sweaty Beta
Snacks again in the night
And he’s watching us all with the EYE ..
Of the Tater
Face the shake, passing out on the street
Purging out, staying hungry
They stack the crepes till he’s way past obese
Gorging swill like its krill to survive
Its the .. maw of the Tater
Its the thrill of the bite
Rising up to the tonnage of L’Eiffel
And his top left incisor
Breaks its crown in the night
And hes wailing because of the MAW ..
Of the Tater
Swelling up .. topping three bills
Has the girth, scarfs the pastry
Went for seconds now he’s not gonna stop
Just a man with pastrami on rye
Its the eye of the Tater
Its the cause of his plight
Rising up to the tonnage of L’Eiffel
And the fat sweaty Beta
Stalks parfaits in the night
And hes wolfing it down with the PIE ..
Of the Tater
VanderleunAugust 18, 2022, 7:16 PM
STANDING OVULATION!!!
Snakepit KansasAugust 18, 2022, 7:29 PM
McDonald’s is always hiring.
ghostsniperAugust 19, 2022, 4:56 AM
Extremely repulsive human.
The only potential redeemability is by strapping it to the wheel.
Theirs a juicy govt job awaiting this human pile of shit.
Ministry of propaganda simply can’t afford to Not hire this gifted shill.
CallmelennieAugust 19, 2022, 11:25 AM
That were me that done Eye of Tater, GVD. You know Id like to take full credit for it …. so I think I will .. naah
In actuality, the title and most of the first stanza came from an anonymous commentator at Aceofspades. And I knew if I just finished it up the parody would be great, because the first stanza was great. And even if my contribution had been pure sh*t, it still would have worked, because thats how good the start was
Real World Address for Donations, Mash Notes and Hate Mail
Gerard Van der Leun
1692 MANGROVE AVE
APT 379
Chico, Ca 95926
Green Pants Interior by Klahn
Who Am I? by Carl Sandburg
My head knocks against the stars.
My feet are on the hilltops.
My finger-tips are in the valleys and shores of universal life.
Down in the sounding foam of primal things I reach my hands and play with pebbles of destiny.
I have been to hell and back many times.
I know all about heaven, for I have talked with God.
I dabble in the blood and guts of the terrible.
I know the passionate seizure of beauty
And the marvelous rebellion of man at all signs reading “Keep Off.”
My name is Truth and I am the most elusive captive in the universe.
Duty, Beauty, Liberty, Country, Honor, Family, Faith — Plus a few simple easy to follow rules for guys
Men saw the stars at the edge of the sea
They thought great thoughts about liberty
Poets wrote down words that did fit
Writers wrote books
Thinkers thought about it
Take it where you find it
Can’t leave it alone
You will find a purpose
To carry it on
Mainly when you find it
Your heart will be strong
About it
Many’s the road I have walked upon
Many’s the hour between dusk and dawn
Many’s the time
Many’s the mile
I see it all now
Through the eyes of a child
Take it where you find it
Can’t leave it alone
You will find a purpose
To carry it on
Mainly when you find it
Your heart will be strong
About it
[Chorus]
Lost dreams and found dreams
In America
In America
In America
Lost dreams and found dreams
In America
In America
In America
And close your eyes
Leave it all for a while
Leave the world
And your worries behind
You will build on whatever is real
And wake up each day
To a new waking dream
Take it where you find it
Can’t leave it alone
You will find a purpose
To carry it on
Mainly when you find it
Your heart will be strong
About it
[Chorus]
Change, change come over
Change come over
Talkin’ about a change
Change, change
Change come over, now
Change, change, change come over
I’m gonna walk down the street
Until I see
My shining light
I’m gonna walk down the street
Until I see
My shining light
I’m gonna walk down the street
Until I see
My shining light
I’m gonna walk down the street
Until I see
My shining light
I see my light
See my light
See my shining light
I see my light
See my light
See my shining light
Gerard Van der Leun
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Don’t worry, that dude will make a great plug
for a hole somewhere.
Jeffrey Toobin is also leaving CNN, having reached the climax of his career:
https://legalinsurrection.com/2022/08/zoom-aficionado-jeffrey-toobin-announces-departure-from-cnn-to-spend-more-time-with-himself/
This Stelter is the spitting image of Isaac Babel and just as deserving of a one-way trip to the cellars.
Stalin by far wasn’t the greatest literary and musical critic of C20, but he did have his moments.
Wish I could afford the bleached white teeth… but I have more hair than him.
Just wondering, can one actually die from eating shit? Because I wish he would.
HE HAS.This is a replicant made of Soylent Green.
A swan song for the career of Brian Stelter
(Daa .. DAA da Daa; DAA da Daa … Daaaa
Daa .. DAA da Daa; DAA da Daa … Daaaa)
Gobbled up … so many treats
Ate them all took my chances
Went the distance, now I cant see my feet
Half a man with the hunger of five
So many times you declined to fast
You cracked a toilet from your glut’ny
Dont lose your grip on your midnight repast
You must fight just to keep it inside
Its the .. eye of the Tater
Its the one millionth bite
Bulking up to the tonnage of a freighter
And the fast sweaty Beta
Snacks again in the night
And he’s watching us all with the EYE ..
Of the Tater
Face the shake, passing out on the street
Purging out, staying hungry
They stack the crepes till he’s way past obese
Gorging swill like its krill to survive
Its the .. maw of the Tater
Its the thrill of the bite
Rising up to the tonnage of L’Eiffel
And his top left incisor
Breaks its crown in the night
And hes wailing because of the MAW ..
Of the Tater
Swelling up .. topping three bills
Has the girth, scarfs the pastry
Went for seconds now he’s not gonna stop
Just a man with pastrami on rye
Its the eye of the Tater
Its the cause of his plight
Rising up to the tonnage of L’Eiffel
And the fat sweaty Beta
Stalks parfaits in the night
And hes wolfing it down with the PIE ..
Of the Tater
STANDING OVULATION!!!
McDonald’s is always hiring.
Extremely repulsive human.
The only potential redeemability is by strapping it to the wheel.
Maybe he can hire on as Liz Cheney’s press agent.
Theirs a juicy govt job awaiting this human pile of shit.
Ministry of propaganda simply can’t afford to Not hire this gifted shill.
That were me that done Eye of Tater, GVD. You know Id like to take full credit for it …. so I think I will .. naah
In actuality, the title and most of the first stanza came from an anonymous commentator at Aceofspades. And I knew if I just finished it up the parody would be great, because the first stanza was great. And even if my contribution had been pure sh*t, it still would have worked, because thats how good the start was
And there’s more good news on the way.
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/cnn-boss-warns-unsettled-staff-prepare-more-changes
“There will be more changes and you might not understand it or like it all.”
The goal may be to bring the headcount down to the viewer count.
Notice how you can see the light shining out his right ear from the other side?