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Brian Stelter out at CNN as network cancels media show ‘Reliable Sources’ | Fox News

Gerard Van der Leun // 1692 Mangrove Ave Apt: 379
Chico, CA 95926

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  • Denny August 18, 2022, 3:28 PM

    Don’t worry, that dude will make a great plug
    for a hole somewhere.

  • PA Cat August 18, 2022, 3:49 PM
  • ThisIsNotNutella August 18, 2022, 4:09 PM

    This Stelter is the spitting image of Isaac Babel and just as deserving of a one-way trip to the cellars.

    Stalin by far wasn’t the greatest literary and musical critic of C20, but he did have his moments.

  • Jack Lawson August 18, 2022, 5:35 PM

    Wish I could afford the bleached white teeth… but I have more hair than him.

  • Casey Klahn August 18, 2022, 6:13 PM

    Just wondering, can one actually die from eating shit? Because I wish he would.

    • Vanderleun August 18, 2022, 7:16 PM

      HE HAS.This is a replicant made of Soylent Green.

  • Anonymous August 18, 2022, 7:13 PM

    A swan song for the career of Brian Stelter

    (Daa .. DAA da Daa; DAA da Daa … Daaaa
    Daa .. DAA da Daa; DAA da Daa … Daaaa)

    Gobbled up … so many treats
    Ate them all took my chances
    Went the distance, now I cant see my feet
    Half a man with the hunger of five
    So many times you declined to fast
    You cracked a toilet from your glut’ny
    Dont lose your grip on your midnight repast
    You must fight just to keep it inside

    Its the .. eye of the Tater
    Its the one millionth bite
    Bulking up to the tonnage of a freighter
    And the fast sweaty Beta
    Snacks again in the night
    And he’s watching us all with the EYE ..
    Of the Tater

    Face the shake, passing out on the street
    Purging out, staying hungry
    They stack the crepes till he’s way past obese
    Gorging swill like its krill to survive

    Its the .. maw of the Tater
    Its the thrill of the bite
    Rising up to the tonnage of L’Eiffel
    And his top left incisor
    Breaks its crown in the night
    And hes wailing because of the MAW ..
    Of the Tater

    Swelling up .. topping three bills
    Has the girth, scarfs the pastry
    Went for seconds now he’s not gonna stop
    Just a man with pastrami on rye

    Its the eye of the Tater
    Its the cause of his plight
    Rising up to the tonnage of L’Eiffel
    And the fat sweaty Beta
    Stalks parfaits in the night
    And hes wolfing it down with the PIE ..
    Of the Tater

    • Vanderleun August 18, 2022, 7:16 PM


  • Snakepit Kansas August 18, 2022, 7:29 PM

    McDonald’s is always hiring.

  • ghostsniper August 19, 2022, 4:56 AM

    Extremely repulsive human.
    The only potential redeemability is by strapping it to the wheel.

  • BillH August 19, 2022, 7:49 AM

    Maybe he can hire on as Liz Cheney’s press agent.

  • Dirk August 19, 2022, 7:59 AM

    Theirs a juicy govt job awaiting this human pile of shit.
    Ministry of propaganda simply can’t afford to Not hire this gifted shill.

  • Callmelennie August 19, 2022, 11:25 AM

    That were me that done Eye of Tater, GVD. You know Id like to take full credit for it …. so I think I will .. naah

    In actuality, the title and most of the first stanza came from an anonymous commentator at Aceofspades. And I knew if I just finished it up the parody would be great, because the first stanza was great. And even if my contribution had been pure sh*t, it still would have worked, because thats how good the start was

  • Bill Jones August 21, 2022, 12:10 PM

    And there’s more good news on the way.

    “There will be more changes and you might not understand it or like it all.”

    The goal may be to bring the headcount down to the viewer count.

  • Carlos the Jackal August 22, 2022, 12:22 PM

    Notice how you can see the light shining out his right ear from the other side?