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Varmint Suppression Season is Now Year Round. No Bag Limit.

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  • ghostsniper June 25, 2020, 2:39 PM

    My sister just had a 30′ flag pole installed in her front yard and she put a US flag and a Trump 2020 flag on it. She says there is room for 1 more flag on it and asked what it should be. I sent her this one:

  • PA Cat June 25, 2020, 4:23 PM

    I bet An-tee-fa taste just like chicken if you cook ’em right.

  • Casey Klahn June 25, 2020, 6:41 PM

    Perfectly timed punch line and visual.

    I read today that the Star Spangled Banner is racist, and one wag is suggesting Imagine, by John Lennon, as a replacement.

    Lennon, who was English, which is the same England whose bombs were bursting in air when our flag was still there, died by gunfire in a crazed assassination on the streets of NYC. I was driving around with my teenage kids and it occurred to me to sing a new meme. They know a lot about cultural references, and so I began in sonorous Beatles voice: “Imagine there’s no heaven / BANG!” We all cracked up laughing.

  • MadTNTaxpayer June 25, 2020, 7:15 PM

    I would suggest that our clever hunter add some additional ANTIFA attractants such as life size cardboard cutouts of several famous historical men, such as Jeff Davis, Robert E Lee, Christopher Columbus, etc, mounted on stood-up-on-end, round hay bales, perfect rural statutes you know. He should also run up the Stars and Bars on one of the poles to complete the die-o-ram-a.

  • Auntie Analogue June 25, 2020, 8:01 PM

    Hey, MadTNTaxpayer, to add your list of “antifa”-attractants let me suggest a loudspeaker blaring “Dixie”!

  • Skorpion June 25, 2020, 11:04 PM

    To paraphrase Polish mercenary Rafal Ganowicz’ immortal reply when he was asked what it felt like to take human life:
    “I wouldn’t know, I’ve only ever killed AntiFa.”

  • Sam L. June 26, 2020, 8:18 AM


  • Vanderleun June 26, 2020, 12:49 PM

    Yup, it’s Skorpion for the win.

  • Nori June 26, 2020, 5:34 PM

    Casey,that’s the best rendition of “Imagine” I’ve ever heard. Teenagers are a tough crowd,too. They’ll be telling that Dad story to their own kids.
    A belated Happy Father’s Day to you,and the other Dads who visit this fine establishment.

    This statement may cause me to be de-platformed,or de-wormed,whatever the hell it is “they” do to anyone not “them”,but I’ll say it anyway:

    Dads’ Lives Matter