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Trump’s Sunday Surprise

That’s the most up-armored drive-by in history. It goes without saying that the President’s SUV is basically a tank disguised as an SUV. Then comes an SUV outrider and some sort of identical SUV but with what looks to be a strange full-body moon-roof covering who knows what deadly armaments underneath. Then we get a few more SUVs followed by a black armored ambulance (??). Finally another up-armored SUV with a similar moon-roof punctuated by a dome. What is in this vehicle nobody can tell but it might be something like…

UPDATE: As commentor PA Cat points out, there is only one known animal that can bring the President’s vehicle to a halt.

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  • Kevin in PA October 4, 2020, 5:31 PM

    Trump will overcome.
    Trump will end the mask-charade .
    Trump will win in November.

    There are a whole lot of folks praying for our president today!

    Go Trump!

  • PA Cat October 4, 2020, 5:45 PM

    “It goes without saying that the President’s SUV is basically a tank disguised as an SUV.”

    Known semi-officially as The Beast, Trump’s Panzerkampfwagen made headlines on his state visit to the UK a year ago because it failed to intimidate the Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office– who took shelter from the London rain beneath The Beast and refused to come out:

    IOW, the Dillon Tactical Vehicle needs an internal kitty carrier for maximal protection.

  • Auntie Analogue October 4, 2020, 6:04 PM

    “You’re either on the bus, or off the bus . . . .”

  • Vanderleun October 4, 2020, 6:37 PM

    Good clip, Cat. I’ve updated accordingly.

  • Brian_E October 4, 2020, 9:21 PM

    Correct me if I’m wrong – but doesn’t someone that’s survived the dreaded COVID-19 have a limited immunity (for at least some amount of time)? If so – there’s no valid reason for anyone that’s had it and recovered to have to wear a mask. Unless they’re trying to hide their identity or planning on robbing a bank or some such… 😉

    Maybe it’s just me – but I think a mask-less POTUS (because he no longer needs one) would be a good look. It’s an “I’m stronger than the dreaded COVID” sort of projection. The hysterical admonitions from our state and local elected officials and from doom saying MSM reporting would begin to look as ridiculous as they actually are.

    Get a grip folks. This isn’t the Black Death. It isn’t Ebola. It isn’t even Small Pox (back when there wasn’t an effective vaccine). It’s a particularly nasty variant of the flu – that’s *usually* only deadly to those who have certain other comorbidities. For nearly everyone else that gets it (i.e. – > 98%), it’s non-lethal. In many cases – it’s a mere inconvenience (i.e. – basically asymptomatic). And for this – we’ve gone from lockdowns of ‘Just two weeks to flatten the curve’ to ‘Severe restrictions until an effective vaccine is available’? Any bets that the next step will be requiring all to take the vaccine (when it’s available)- under threat of incarceration? You know – to protect yourself and your neighbors. I have to say that this looks like something out of a (bad) dystopian science fiction story – and is insanity of the first order.

    It’s time we start acting like adults that realize that there will always be a certain amount of risk in life. Deal with it. You mitigate the worst of the risk for the most vulnerable population – and then get on with life. Will some get sick? Of course. Will some die? Yes. Death is not something new. It’s been with us since the beginning of time. Deal with it… and NOT by limiting the liberty of the majority of the population in an ill fated attempt to protect harm to anyone.

  • JoeDaddy October 5, 2020, 3:09 AM

    I like IT.

  • Fletcher Christian October 5, 2020, 3:20 AM


    It’s not a flu at all.
    It affects many other body systems other than the lungs, including circulatory system, gut and heart in particular.
    In a significant proportion of sufferers, it leads to permanent and possibly life-changing long-term damage including permanent loss of lung function and heart failure. BTW, that includes younger age groups whose risk of actual death is lower.

    Wear a GD mask!

  • SoylentGreen October 5, 2020, 5:28 AM

    @realDonaldTrump has been advised by his doctors to stay in the White House for 4 more years so that they can keep a close eye on him.

  • John Venlet October 5, 2020, 5:52 AM

    Wear a GD mask!

    So, Brian_E, I take it you’re voting for Biden and the anti-American party.

  • jwm October 5, 2020, 6:42 AM

    Fletcher, I appreciate that you’ve been a civil contrarian here for quite a while. But telling anyone here to “wear a mask” is about like asking us politely to eat a bowl of diarrhea. Sorry, Ol’ chap . We will not comply.


  • Iron Man October 5, 2020, 7:10 AM

    Fletcher, if you choose to wear a mask, that’s your business – if I choose not to wear one, it’s mine.
    Stay out of my business.

  • John Venlet October 5, 2020, 7:17 AM

    My apologies to Brian_E. My comment should have been directed at Fletcher. I should’ve had my second cup of coffee prior to posting my criticism.

  • Terry October 5, 2020, 7:25 AM

    Masks and chinaman virus-

    Looking at this mask BS, best understand the actual effectiveness of the rags and diaper cloth being required. This includes the masks handed out at the health clinics. Essentially useless at stopping COVID 19 from passing through or around.

    Analogy: Will wearing a chicken wire T shirt protect one from mosquito bites? Answer is NO. The vermin is considerably smaller in size than the mesh of the “protective” device. Not to even consider the leakage around the stupid mask perimeter.

    Masks are for obedient subjects of limited reasoning abilities. And no, they do not make a person look cool. They make you look dumb as hell partner.

    Want an effective mask? Get a surplus Israeli army gas mask. Cheap and effective.

  • Anne October 5, 2020, 7:52 AM

    A little off comment here–but not exactly off. This morning I found in one sentence more information explaining a long fought battle. Because, Obama’s mama was a white girl living in Seattle (Mercer Island) I never gave much thought to the argument about his being born in the US. I still think he probably was born here. But read down through this piece and you will come to an interesting reference to his daddy. http://www.bbc.com/travel/story/20201004-harambee-the-kenyan-word-that-birthed-a-nation?referer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.bbc.com%2F

  • SAHMmy October 5, 2020, 8:24 AM

    Anne, the “Without the spirit of harambee taking Obama from the Kenyan village of Kogelo to the University of Hawaii, the US would not have had its first black president.” is referring to Obama Sr. I’m not sure what’s so interesting about that.

  • James ONeil October 5, 2020, 8:47 AM

    It is just a flu but if you want to wear a mask or wrap yourself in bubble wrap, far be it for me to tell you you can’t.

  • Anne October 5, 2020, 8:57 AM

    SAHMmy. I had never heard any sound documentation of Obama’s place in Kenyan government. My apologies for misreading this, but it sounds to me that the intended subject of the sentence is unclear.

  • Casey Klahn October 5, 2020, 9:49 AM

    All repubs getting China Virus in DC. No democraps.

    I’m sure it’s their mask attitude, don’t you think?

  • EX-Californian Pete October 5, 2020, 9:51 AM

    OK, I’m hooked.
    Ever since I found American Digest, it’s become a major favorite website, and Vanderleun does an outstanding job.
    Two thoughts concerning President Trump getting infected with the Kung Flu-

    1) Seeing the tons of “I HOPE HE DIES” Marxist/Liberal comments all over the web and “social media” sites simply further proves to the world that Liberals are evil, soulless, and completely without morals. It will cost them support and votes.
    2) When President Trump makes a fast and full recovery from Kung Flu, it will further unhinge the psychotic Leftists, and drive them even deeper into depression and despair. It will also show the world just how strong and tough our great President truly is, and bring him even MORE support.