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True But Forbidden 31 : Acme Products and the Best Grilled Cheese Sandwich

Democrats Announce Investigation of ACME Mfg. Co. for Selling Defective Products That Always Let Trump Get Away – “I remember when Trump called me into the Oval Office to discuss funding the border wall, and I had this feeling that he might try leaving before I could get on camera and cut him down with childish name-calling. So I took some ACME Wall Paint and made a fake archway into the next room. Sure enough, 2 minutes into the meeting, he runs out, but somehow he runs THROUGH the archway I painted. I tried running through the archway after him, but I hit the wall face-first and splayed out flat against it. That’s why I have this bandage on my nose. It is NOT – as some people have suggested – from cosmetic surgery. That’s the other bandage on my nose.”

More about scissors (Japanese) than you knew. More than anyone knew:bookofjoe: How Japanese scissors have evolved

Gen. Robert E. Lee has been re-invented as a white genocidal lunatic. Meanwhile, actual tape-recorded evidence of the Rev. Martin Luther King Jr. engaging in sex orgies will not put a dent in his hero status. Ann Coulter: The Whole MLK Folk Tale, And Nothing But

“We as a society” is often a hint that one person presumes his individual conclusions or desires extend to a vast nation with hundreds of millions of people. — -LILEKS (James)

Thoughts from the ammo line | The legal system is currently geared to favor the clinically insane and corporate entities are loath to offend anyone in that protected category, which is why middle-aged men in lipstick are free to potty in the same restroom as little girls in Target.

Leftist Comedy is Literally Hitler | They have “science on their side.” Just ask Bill Nye, an aspiring stand-up comedian turned fake scientist who didn’t want to take the time to get a PhD, but is treated as the Voice of Science. Nye’s Netflix special was titled, “Bill Nye Saves the World”. The joke is that there is no joke. Lefties really believe that a former kiddie TV host is saving the world with apocalyptic pseudo-science. Bill Nye certainly believes he is. The arch tone has become indistinguishable from unironic conviction. Self-deprecation is really just self-aggrandizement.

People Are Not Born Gay or Transgender, According to A New Johns Hopkins Study First, Mayer and McHugh examined whether homosexuality is an inherited trait, and concluded that people are not simply “born that way.” Second, they looked at the causes of the poor mental health associated with gay and transgender people, concluding that social stress does not explain all of it. Finally, they studied transgenderism, concluding that it is not innate and that transgender “treatments” are associated with negative outcomes.

Florida Man Charter Boat Captain Holds Passengers Hostage, Does Coke, Drinks Beer, Shoots Gun

Visitors’ Worst Nightmare Comes True As The Glass Floor On 103rd Floor Shatters Under Their Feet

A decade ago, Apple was a cool brand run by an equally cool genius who liked wearing black turtlenecks. Now it is seen as a Chinese electronics company run by an angry homosexual. Similarly, YouTube used to be a place where young people could express themselves. Now it’s where old Jewish women yell at young people for using naughty language.With every censorship effort, the reputation of the oligopolies declines. Silicon Valley is now the universal villain. — Regulating The Public Space

“If you want the law to leave you alone, keep your hair trimmed and your boots shined.” ― Louis L’Amour, The Man Called Noon

Screw them both, the Left and the Appeasers.  There are consequences for acting like an asshole, and it’s time the Left experienced that. — Kim DuToit


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  • Harvey June 14, 2019, 7:49 PM

    Thank you for linking IMAO.

    Though part of me suspects it was merely an excuse to show off your collection of ACME products…

  • Casey Klahn June 14, 2019, 8:09 PM

    Is it just me, or this the most unified TBF ever? Every link explains the course of our ruin, and it is as if greasing the rail to perdition is no longer optional. We’re screwed seven ways to Sunday, and everyone knows it!

    I used to think that I was out of the stream, here in the dusty hinterlands. Turns out I just have a way of occupying good ground.

    Thinking about cratering devices.

  • ghostsniper June 15, 2019, 4:37 AM

    triple nickel forty

  • bluebird June 15, 2019, 6:06 AM

    Well for crying out loud, he is not even using real cheese! Get thee out to the Decatur Dairy north of Broadhead Wisconsin for the World’s Best. Accept no substitutes!

  • butch June 15, 2019, 8:12 AM

    He lost me at Velveeta. Bleagh!

  • Vanderleun June 15, 2019, 2:18 PM

    Ahem, he uses a blend of cheeses.

    And Casey it is very gratifying when somebody groks the hidden structure.

  • Vanderleun June 15, 2019, 2:19 PM

    Velveeta, American Cheese… whatever… the fact is that in building a grilled cheese these are the foundation on which other cheeses are employed. Both have superior melt designed into them.

  • ghostsniper June 15, 2019, 6:28 PM

    “Both have superior melt designed into them.”

    Velveeta melts at room temp duddint it? (chortle)
    Last GC I had, and it’s been quite some time, had havarti and smoked gouda on it.
    Whole wheat with that grainy shit on top, a smear of Kraft mayo on the outsides, than “SLAM” right on the pannini.

    Saw that same dood do “cowboy coffee” awhile back and it blows great blue whale.

  • Nori June 15, 2019, 8:38 PM

    I use the Acme Custom Grilled Cheese Kit.
    1 loaf rustic bread,crust so rough you can file your nails with it
    1 lb Emmental cheese from Switzerland,for neutrality
    1 lb Bleu cheese,for color
    1 lb Velveeta,because it’s American,dammit
    1 Acme Atomic Hibachi Grill,with cooling vents
    5 lbs Acme charcoal,made from sustainably harvested plywood

    Slice bread and cheeses as if you were making a sandwich. (You are)
    Butter only the outside of the bread. If you butter the inside,the cheese slides out onto the floor,which is fine if you have a dog.
    Fire up the grill and let it burn down til you can hold your hand over it without blistering .
    Place sandwich on grill and watch carefully. (For the dog) Flip over when dog’s not looking.
    As soon as properly artistic grill marks are created and cheese is dribbling into the coals,remove from heat.
    Slice in half,to allow melted cheese to puddle up onto plate. (This is where the Acme Cheese Straws come in handy. Sold extra.)
    Crack open a couple cold ones,like Acme’s Adam’s Apple Craft beer.
    Use your Acme Solar-Powered SmartPhone to call for a pizza,after the dog snarfed down your grilled cheese.

  • Mike Anderson June 16, 2019, 4:47 AM

    That Okie cowboy’s extravagant application of butter makes me think he’s spent some time in New Orleans, where every recipe begins with “melt a stick of butter in a hot pan.” But apparently he doesn’t watch his own videos, ’cause that warning about burning the roof of your mouth with hot cheese (my dentist calls that “pizza mouth”) goes double for your hands. Use the damn spatula–two years of collegiate short-order cooking taught me that cheese and grease burns accumulate faster than they heal.

    Y’all Processed Cheese Deniers can get over by using a roux to bind them yuppie cheeses into a sauce, but I’m stumped on how to get that roux into a sandwich. Or a good Tex-Mex cheese dip.