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Too beautiful and white to dance ballet? Bring on the Disneyettes!

Dancers from the State Ballet of Siberia perform Swan Lake, 2002.

‘White European Ideas’ – Dance School Drops Ballet from Auditions  They are just too to0 beautiful and just too too white! No more beautiful and graceful ballerinas? Tough. “The solution for this is simple: TEETERER BALLET!!!”

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  • Mike Anderson July 18, 2022, 1:30 PM

    Somehow, I suspect the Russian dance conservatories will continue to teach ballet.

    • wildman July 18, 2022, 2:17 PM

      the eastern europe ones as well. they actually may be the final saviors of western civilization

  • The Great Reset Leap Forward July 18, 2022, 2:26 PM

    Beauty and dancing are constructs of the white male patriarchy and will be redistributed to the New Dark Ages.
    Demoralization, ugly Soviet bloc architecture, a fake fraudulent gaslit Potemkin open air mental asylum so that everyone can be equal in egalitarian misery.
    Welcome to Costco, I love you.

  • Nori July 18, 2022, 3:21 PM

    The prescience of those classic Disney artists! A herd of Stacey Abrams in sheer tutus;farcical then,reality today.
    SMOD,where are you? Make it stop…

    • Jack July 19, 2022, 6:29 AM

      A few weeks back GVL posted a lovely tribute to the Stacey Abrams crowd with a vid of 15 or so dusky hippos showing their ‘stuff’ as they conga lined around the edge of a swimming pool. It wasn’t ballet unless you think it was but it was about as close as any of them could ever get.

      The vid had at least one redeeming quality; it did not show their feets.

      • Dirk July 19, 2022, 8:56 AM

        Jack, it was mating season for the great Elephant Walrus. What you witnessed was the great and famous Elephant Walrus love ritual. Poetry in motion!

      • jwm July 19, 2022, 10:44 AM

        The twerking Swahoons was a psy-op by the WHO, WEF, Gates et al.
        It was designed specifically to *ahem* dis-incentivise mating in any hominid male with an aesthetic sense more developed than that of a farm animal. Some, however, do find it enticing.


  • Matthew May July 18, 2022, 3:32 PM

    It is the Brit Northern School of *Contemporary* Dance. Contemporary dance, as we all know, is full of the most egregious pretensions and drivelling rubbish. So, nothing to see here. Just let the Bedlamites get on with it.

  • Nancy Reyes July 18, 2022, 6:01 PM

    Guess no one told Maria Tallchief.

  • The Distributist July 18, 2022, 6:38 PM

    Harrison Bergeron was supposed to be humorous sci-fi, not an ominous textbook… “[The ballerina] had to apologize at once for her voice, which was a very unfair voice for a woman to use.” -Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., “Harrison Bergeron”

  • PA Cat July 18, 2022, 7:39 PM

    Two videos: one about a racing car driver who decided to transition and take an examination to enter the Royal Academy of Dance:

    Xe’s white, though, so maybe doesn’t tick all the diversity boxes.

    Second video: Rudolf Nureyev partners Miss Piggy in “Swine Lake”:

    Classical ballet goes interspecies!

    • Terry July 19, 2022, 7:41 AM

      Is it a queer world?

      Or is it a Queer’s world?