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Relax with a Frothy Mug of Schadenfreude! Take a Moment to Enjoy So Much Fail in So Little Time

Excerpted from Savor the Democrats’  Humiliation  by Kurt Schlichter

 

There’s no sense in pretending that we don’t take pleasure in the total failure of our Marxist-curious party of the left. Through a combination of outright fraud, procedural irregularities, plus the total support of the garbage establishment and its failed institutions, the Democrats took power by the thinnest of margins and have proceeded to fail on a level comparable to Heaven’s Gate, New Coke, and the Weekly Standard. There’s no shame in enjoying their total rejection by all decent Americans. In fact, you should enjoy it without hesitation or mercy, especially since it means more than just us cons getting our jollies.

The Democrats’ “Biden is FDR and not just a desiccated, pervy old weirdo” dreams have died. Their dreams of five trillion in handouts to bums and donors have died. Their dreams of enshrining their ability to cheat in elections have died. The Democrats can’t even shatter norms, like the filibuster, competently.

So much fail in so little time. The Latinx community – which the Dems put all their faith in as part of an unstoppable future majority, is rejecting them, in large part because Democrats are the kind of people who use the word “Latinx” unironically. Some foreigners, seeing the Democrats’ weakness and stupidity – it’s not just Commander-in-Chief Crusty who is the problem – are chomping at the bit to chomp off pieces of other countries because they know that the Dems put the “feck” in “feckless.” The rest are invading our country through what used to be a border. Inflation is up, the market is down, and November 2022 is approaching just over the horizon like a Tongan tsunami.

Noted dead white guy Samuel Johnson, who believed that there are only two genders, once observed, “Depend upon it, Sir, when a man knows he is to be hanged in a fortnight, it concentrates his mind wonderfully.” It’s an apt analogy here, both because it evokes the fact that the Democrats have gone all-in on the side of the criminals as the crime rate rockets up, and also because it demonstrates just how intractably stupid the Democrats are. They ride in the little cart heading toward their November 8th date with the electoral noose, but their minds are not concentrated on that. Instead they are concentrated on fake insurrections and telling us how CRT is not taught in schools yet must absolutely continue to be taught in schools.

This is unsustainable, and normal people would know it, but normal people are not quasi-Marxist pagan fanatics who drove actual religion out of their lives and let commie nonsense fill the void. They can’t stop it, even if they wanted to stop it, because their collection of bizarre obsessions is not merely an ideology but a substitute for actual faith. Progressivism is their god. Unfortunately for them, it’s a false god. It’s a political golden calf, except they oppose the gold standard because it wouldn’t let them print all the cash they want to spend, and Dems are leery of cattle because their Swalwellian flatulence causes global warming, which is another facet of their fake, foolish faith.

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  • Mike Anderson January 25, 2022, 6:23 PM

    “The squishes probably think it is unseemly to kick your opponent when he is down.”

    Of course you kick him when he’s down. That’s why you knocked him down in the first place.

    Sadly, even a Red Tsunami at the midterm elections won’t be a solid cure. In my Heart of Hearts, I know that only gangs of Red (state) Guards marching each and every Blue Anon to the public square for Public Confession and Self-Humiliation, followed by a year’s sabbatical on a chain gang or Alaskan logging crew would begin to change some hearts and minds. Or maybe just cancel their Twitter accounts and brick their (not so) smartphones.

    • Mike Austin January 26, 2022, 1:15 AM

      There is a word for those who wish to fight fairly: Losers. There is another word: Dead.

  • Dan Patterson January 25, 2022, 6:26 PM

    I’m watching this alone, with a candle my only light. A soft blanket surrounds me, warm against my skin.
    I am so turned ON right now…

    Ok, no. But you get the point; yes there is a great bundle of joy seeing the evidence of blatant failure from the stupid class. What is maddening is the continuing insistence by the propaganda outlets that “all is well”.
    Ruins the mood, if you know what I mean.

  • rocdoctom January 25, 2022, 6:39 PM

    Would that it were true. There is no high ground in this battle…one must be ready and able to dig and fight in the swamp. My latest take–let the Dems die on the mandate hill…Americans are better than this.

  • gwbnyc January 25, 2022, 7:13 PM

    they control the ballot.
    the political scene is low distraction.
    all their agencies have tactical units.
    it appears to me the chairman of the joint chiefs of staff would willingly kill american citizens.
    they don’t care if their own get mangled and crushed in the bargain.
    the very people deployed doing the wreckage will be as in the way as we are and will so be dealt with.

  • KCK January 25, 2022, 8:24 PM

    I don’t just want the dem party incapacitated and suppressed, I want them destroyed. Salted. Non-existent.

  • John G Condon January 25, 2022, 8:33 PM

    “We want socialism destroyed. Not tamed, not moderated, crushed.
    Wiped out. Nuked from orbit,
    because that is the only way to be sure.”

    Amen, brother!

    • Mike Austin January 26, 2022, 1:13 AM

      To destroy socialism one must destroy socialists. To leave any behind would be like leaving cancer cells behind after surgery.

      • John G Condon January 26, 2022, 9:11 AM

        You know what my rock-bottom line on that is, Scipio.

        Somewhere before that destination, however, I believe would be the very thing they desire to foist upon us: Communal enclaves of Socialists only; which is walled off from any ‘contamination’.

        No taxes to keep it going, no social interference from the outside, nothing: A walled off kibbutz on very fertile land where they depend upon each other as they would in their utopist visions. No one gets in and no one gets out. Everyone owns everything and everyone owns nothing.

        Their own little ‘It takes a village’ habitat.

        It is there that they would learn the cold hard Copybook truth that was written in Genesis – and they seemed to have forgotten:

        “In the sweat of thy face shalt thou eat bread, till thou return unto the ground; for out of it wast thou taken: for dust thou art, and unto dust shalt thou return.” ~Genesis 3:19
        .

        • John G Condon January 26, 2022, 2:15 PM

          In Aldous Huxleys ‘Brave new World’, the socialists had their Techno-utopia and the non-conformists had their Tribal Villages from whence ‘John the Savage’ came.

          I think we need an update to that Book – One that is closer to reality where the Socialist ‘Techno-Utopias’ look more like Detroit or California and ‘John the Savage’s Red state hovels are actually the gleaming future of society.
          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5honzRauhtE&ab_channel=VadimUshKa

          Perfect job for the likes of Mike ‘Idiocracy’ Judge to create, not to mention one heckuva critique of Huxleys vision of the future, don’t you think?

          It’d be a great table turner considering the cultural vandalization these commies have done to our sacred history (founding fathers), movies (Star Wars, Star Trek, etc…) and institutions.
          .

          • Mike Austin January 27, 2022, 7:51 AM

            Now that was a strange video.

  • Mike Austin January 26, 2022, 1:09 AM

    Schlichter sees only the surface. What he calls “failures” are not failures at all; they are tremendous successes. They are what the “Progressives” have desired for 100 years. To call Biden and his myrmidons failures would be like calling Stalin a failure because of the millions of starved during the Holodomor. Or calling Hitler a failure because of the Reichstag fire. Or calling Castro a failure because of his destruction of freedom on his dismal little island. Or calling Maduro a failure because of the ruination of Venezuela. Or calling the well-fed leaders of North Korea failures because most of their population are victims of famine. None of these are failures or glitches or mistakes. They were all—every single one of them—planned. They are not problems; they are solutions.

    Biden is a “failure”? He wiped out 4 years of Trump in one week using only a pencil. Some failure.

    Calling the present “administration” a failure is to judge it by our standards. To our mind inflation, mass hysteria, empty shelves, unemployment, rising violence and rumors of war are symptoms of a “failed state”. To their mind these are all necessary stepping stones to cement for all time the complete “progressive” domination in all things cultural, political, economic and military.

    Let us speak of things as they are. Let us see things as they are. You cannot defeat a foe if you do not understand him.

    • Gnawbone Jack January 26, 2022, 4:45 AM

      This is so true: they control everything, but especially the means of communication. If you can read it, see it, hear it… so can they.

  • Nori January 26, 2022, 5:58 AM

    Mr Austin and Gnawbone have nailed it. Add in the destruction of healthcare.
    Obama’s 3rd term is going splendidly.

  • James ONeil January 26, 2022, 8:58 AM

    It’s great to awake up here on top of the world every morning.

    Stopped by North Pole Safeway two mornings ago. At least a quarter of the shelves were empty. Bacon packs didn’t have a price marked on them. Figured I’d find out the latest bid/ask bacon price when I hit the checkout cashier.

    This is up here, that’s all fine, don’t make no nevermind. We know we’re at the very far end of a long supply chain and plan and shop and store stuff accordingly.

    If we can’t buy it we make it. If we can’t make it we can grow it (Short but rapid growing season.). If we can’t grow it we shoot it, field dress it and bring it on home.

    Used to run down to Chitna & dipnet 20-40 salmon. harvest 3 or 4 caribou around Haggard Creek in February, autumn moose hunt. Done did and can do, Biden and the Kamel destroying everything they look at not withstanding.

    Kurt thinks the democrats are failing, I’m not so sure but when all’s said and done, sitting up here, in the end, it don’t make no nevermind.

    • Mike Austin January 26, 2022, 9:21 AM

      No empty shelves in Oklahoma City. Dairy, pork, beef and chicken well-stocked. No supply chain needed for these staples as Oklahoma produces its own. Even peach vodka is readily available.

  • Dirk January 26, 2022, 9:45 AM

    As much as I dislike The Biden’s, what’s going on is Elder Abuse, by definition.

    When time allows, I Will Piss On Obama’s grave.

    This isn’t Biden doing this, he’s not capable, this is Berry from the comfort of his basement. Zero accountability.

    VI