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Then again it’s the freaks popping out of the clown car as usual at CNN: Coronavirus News Network

“Or it’s The View… not having a studio audience…”  plus rappers in far-too-much fishnet, hazmat-clad and passé supermodels, and even sadder folks staggering in a slough of shambolic teetronicity.

If they keep this up they are going to piss people off to the point of sterilizing their offices with petrochemical by-products.

“Exterminator. You got rats. Rats.” A time-honored way of stopping plagues

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  • ghostsniper March 14, 2020, 11:02 AM

    Happy PI day.
    Make mines blueberry pleez.

  • Jack March 14, 2020, 2:04 PM

    I love the smell of wide spread, maniacal, uncontrollable fear in the morning.

  • Lance de Boyle March 14, 2020, 8:02 PM

    I got only ONE item on my fucket list.
    I want to see someone from Boston’s North End (maybe Nunzio “The Horse” Mezzano or Guido “The Fist” Cazzo) grab that fat testa di merda by his bat ears, yank him forward and down, and knee him in the face until his sinuses collapse and he becomes a dish face.
    Okay, two items.
    I’d like to see one of the boys from Providence pound a screw driver up each one of Schiffballs nostrils with a rubber mallet until they come a poppin’ through his hat. Then I’d like to see them attach the projecting screw drivers to jumper cables hooked to a big 12 volt battery, and get him a hoppin’ an’ a smokin’ to the Jerry Lee Lewis tune, “Your head makes a great big fuckin’ ball of fire.”
    Then maybe a cheeseburger, fries, and a cherry Coke.
    Then perhaps a little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants.
    Mary Tyler Moore Show.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJny78bpsgo 3.10

  • Harry March 15, 2020, 9:58 AM

    CNN – the gummiment isn’t saving us from the Coronavirus. Private corporations are doing better. We need more gummimmimment.
    On MSNBC today, an expert talking to Joyce (?) Reid was giving advice on the current disease – inbetween blaming Trump for its spread. Or was it the other way around?