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The Progressive Stack As It Now Stands

From its humble beginnings as a guide for who gets to cut in line for the microphone at socialist gatherings, the progressive stack has evolved into a new caste system, a complete re-ordering of social classes intended to reverse historical mainstream norms, with straight people, white people and men now deemed to be the new Untouchables.

Because no one person or organization is in charge of the progressive stack, it is always in flux, with the ranking of each group’s oppression-level constantly shifting up and down according to current social trends and fads. So it’s wise to check in every now and then to see where the rankings currently stand, since these rankings determine the rules for all social interactions in 21st-century America.

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  • ghostsniper February 8, 2020, 12:20 PM

    Round up the oldest 1000 military ships, pack em to the gunwales with the misfits on that list, tow em out to the middle of the pacific and set em loose, then drop an ICBM right in the middle of the whole sorry lot.

  • Skorpion February 8, 2020, 5:02 PM

    Zombie is still active? When Chuck the Cuck banned Zombie from LGF way back when for allowing critical comments about him *on Z’s own Web site*, I knew Mr. Cycle of Violence had gone around the bend, never to return.

    @Ghostsniper: I’d heartily endorse your plan, but what about all the innocent sea life?
    /animal lover mode off

  • ghostsniper February 8, 2020, 7:05 PM

    @Skorp, as Josie Wales once said, “Shark’s gotta eat, same as the urchins.”

  • Jack February 9, 2020, 8:17 AM

    I’d be willing to give the disabled a pass but easily, and right off the top of my head, I can think of several ways to “take care of” the categories on this list who have always demanded special attention. I do believe that my heart would burst with pure joy if it were done to them, too. There is no greater thrill in life to give some sob exactly what he demands.