WHEN in the course of human Events, it becomes necessary….
The Japanese: Nuked Too Much or Not Enough? Call for Votes!
byVanderleunonOctober 16, 2019
Become A Poop Art Picasso with Japan’s PooPaint Toilet PaperChildren in Japan already have a poop museum to learn about how cute poop can be, but now they have a potty training alternative with some artistic incentive in PooPaint–a toilet paper that encourages you to make art with your poop!
Looks like a business opportunity to me. Some enterprising forest products producer is going to make American versions with idyllic scenes or figures. It will quick devolve, as each group will want one with their current hate object. A new and personal version of the two-minute hate. The imprints can be more than decorative, they could contain various moisture-activated chemicals to increase the cleaning power of dry wipes and/or provide emollients for those days after the habanero tacos you unwisely took a lark on. Ain’t free enterprise grand?
ghostsniperOctober 17, 2019, 1:30 PM
Looked at the website, found no clue.
How does it get from the anus onto the paper?
Like on the dragonfly body for example.
VanderleunOctober 18, 2019, 5:59 AM
Think “fingerpainting.”
ghostsniperOctober 18, 2019, 10:16 AM
Oh dear. I was hoping someone had a different idea than what was already taking up unbearable space in my head. Think I’ll have some spicy hot ramen noodles for a late lunch.
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Who Am I? by Carl Sandburg
My head knocks against the stars.
My feet are on the hilltops.
My finger-tips are in the valleys and shores of universal life.
Down in the sounding foam of primal things I reach my hands and play with pebbles of destiny.
I have been to hell and back many times.
I know all about heaven, for I have talked with God.
I dabble in the blood and guts of the terrible.
I know the passionate seizure of beauty
And the marvelous rebellion of man at all signs reading “Keep Off.”
My name is Truth and I am the most elusive captive in the universe.
Duty, Beauty, Liberty, Country, Honor, Family, Faith — Plus a few simple easy to follow rules for guys
Men saw the stars at the edge of the sea
They thought great thoughts about liberty
Poets wrote down words that did fit
Writers wrote books
Thinkers thought about it
Take it where you find it
Can’t leave it alone
You will find a purpose
To carry it on
Mainly when you find it
Your heart will be strong
About it
Many’s the road I have walked upon
Many’s the hour between dusk and dawn
Many’s the time
Many’s the mile
I see it all now
Through the eyes of a child
Take it where you find it
Can’t leave it alone
You will find a purpose
To carry it on
Mainly when you find it
Your heart will be strong
About it
[Chorus]
Lost dreams and found dreams
In America
In America
In America
Lost dreams and found dreams
In America
In America
In America
And close your eyes
Leave it all for a while
Leave the world
And your worries behind
You will build on whatever is real
And wake up each day
To a new waking dream
Take it where you find it
Can’t leave it alone
You will find a purpose
To carry it on
Mainly when you find it
Your heart will be strong
About it
[Chorus]
Change, change come over
Change come over
Talkin’ about a change
Change, change
Change come over, now
Change, change, change come over
I’m gonna walk down the street
Until I see
My shining light
I’m gonna walk down the street
Until I see
My shining light
I’m gonna walk down the street
Until I see
My shining light
I’m gonna walk down the street
Until I see
My shining light
I see my light
See my light
See my shining light
I see my light
See my light
See my shining light
Become A Poop Art Picasso with Japan’s PooPaint Toilet Paper Children in Japan already have a poop museum to learn about how cute poop can be, but now they have a potty training alternative with some artistic incentive in PooPaint–a toilet paper that encourages you to make art with your poop!
Gerard Van der Leun
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Of course, being a rhetorical question, the answer is yes.
One of these days the last adult will die and there will be nothing left but children, no matter how old they are. What will happen then?
Little known fact: their asses run sideways.
Make of that what you will.
Maybe we could stop placating the children,across the universe.
I like the Japanese.
I voted to nuke ’em.
You’ve gotta be shitting me.
Man, so much weird crap comes out of Japan but we should all be comforted by the reality that they are our allies.
Dr. Freud to the white courtesy phone, please: is using PooPaint toilet paper a sign of an anal-expulsive personality or an anal-retentive one?
https://youtu.be/SQdteE8GfTc
Looks like a business opportunity to me. Some enterprising forest products producer is going to make American versions with idyllic scenes or figures. It will quick devolve, as each group will want one with their current hate object. A new and personal version of the two-minute hate. The imprints can be more than decorative, they could contain various moisture-activated chemicals to increase the cleaning power of dry wipes and/or provide emollients for those days after the habanero tacos you unwisely took a lark on. Ain’t free enterprise grand?
Looked at the website, found no clue.
How does it get from the anus onto the paper?
Like on the dragonfly body for example.
Think “fingerpainting.”
Oh dear. I was hoping someone had a different idea than what was already taking up unbearable space in my head. Think I’ll have some spicy hot ramen noodles for a late lunch.