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The Hunter Biden Laptop Videos

The Hunter Biden Laptop Videos Are Here

You really really really do NOT want to go there.
Not only worse than you think, worse than you can imagine.

Alas, since I was an editor and web director at Penthouse for a couple of decades, I can imagine them. 

Don’t be me and just stay away.

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  • smitty October 27, 2020, 6:12 PM

    Without an appointment to a relevant jury, I have no need to know more of the evil that men do.

  • Eye Wash October 27, 2020, 7:07 PM

    Arkancide for all “Bidens” and former “staffers” (no pun intended).

  • ghostsniper October 27, 2020, 7:15 PM

    Didn’t look at all of it, but what I saw looked fairly lame. The worst I can say about it is he was an idiot for capturing that stuff. With the kinda coin he was going thru I’d a had a different ho everyday and no need to capture any of it. Why bother? Tomorrow would be better than today.

    I imagine anyone bringing in $50k a month free would do similar. I certainly wouldn’t be mowing the yard, painting the railings, any of that menial shit.

  • Rob De Witt October 27, 2020, 8:52 PM

    The worst I can say about it is he was an idiot for capturing that stuff.

    Well, no shit. The level of cluelessness necessary to take videos of your sex games with whores in this environment staggers the imagination. All digital, all prime for prime time….Hey, what could go wrong?

    They oughta lock that dumbshit away just for stupid.

  • Vanderleun October 27, 2020, 8:53 PM

    “Tomorrow would be better than today.”

    Cue the grifting Clintons’ favorite victory song from Bubba’s first inauguration:

  • Nori October 27, 2020, 10:16 PM

    They never thought they would get caught.
    And if they were,it would have no consequences,as always.

    What monumentally sad,pathetic people the Bidens are. Even worse are the soulless ones who prop them up in this charade.

  • Lance de Boyle October 28, 2020, 2:32 AM

    Hey, look at this selfie, everyone!
    I got quite a schlong here.
    Did you notice?
    See my schlong?
    It’s not YOUR schlong.
    It’s MY schlong.
    I like my schlong.
    No, I amend that. I LOVE my schlong.
    Schlong. I love the word, too.
    Notice the vacuous look on my face. Like I’ve been caught with my schlong out.
    Notice the vacuous look on Mr. Schlongski.
    No expression there.
    Just hanging, or hangin’, as the cool kids say.
    Welp, movin’ along, I gotta get behind this gal and rest my schlong on her back.
    I guess that shows, uh…. what?…. uh…. oh… that I dominate her with my schlong.
    Say….. Maybe it shows that I am a total loser.
    Hey! Does anyone have a straight razor?
    I’d think I’d like to cut my throat right about now.

  • TN Tuxedo October 28, 2020, 5:12 AM

    Apparently Hunter, like many sex offenders and serial killers, enjoys reliving his moments of conquest over another human over and over again. Capturing those moments on camera makes reliving them much easier.

  • John The River October 28, 2020, 6:41 AM

    So seriously, what Federal department do you think that Joe is going to appoint Hunter too, after the election? Treasury? Health and Education? HUD (dat’s where the ho’s at).

  • ghostsniper October 28, 2020, 7:41 AM

    You’re right Rob. I looked that stupid fuck up awhile back and the level of retardation across the board is stunning. Seems he fucked up everything he encountered. It’s only because of nepotism that he is still alive.

    Ya know, his dad is the same way, fucked up everything he has encountered – acorn,tree
    And to think about half the voting age people in this country are OK with that.

    I’ll say it again, it’s not the politics that are the problem as they are symptomatic to the people that employ them. What do you do with a country where half the adults are rotten to the core?

  • Fletcher Christian October 28, 2020, 8:45 AM


    What do you do with a country which can’t find any better alternatives for its highest office than a septuagenarian, completely corrupt thrice-bankrupt reality TV star addicted to Twitter and an equally old, senile and even more corrupt illegal-hugger?

    Incidentally, we in the UK are just about as bad. Last time, we had a choice between a silver-spoon bankster-loving buffoon chiefly known for his force-9-gale hairstyle, and a hypocritical terrorist-hugger bought and paid for by ultra-Leftist union barons, with a political outlook straight from the 70s.

    I suppose the real problem is that those who would do a better job are too busy earning a living.

  • ghostsniper October 28, 2020, 11:51 AM

    Fletcher, your question was in the first line and your answer was in the last line.
    Now how do you get to that last line?

  • theduchessofkitty October 28, 2020, 12:40 PM

    I’m the wife of a Merchant Mariner. One thing I noticed in those days he was on ships, long before sexual harassment laws were applied to American flag ships, was that the guys had porn in their cabins. Lots and lots of porn. So, it wasn’t surprising to him or to me. He has worked on shore for a very long time and has noticed the changes since his younger days. We don’t have it at home and we don’t dare, since we consider our marriage as sacred, and God has been good to us, so we better be good to Him.

    Now that I’ve said that, I’m going to say this.

    Hunter Biden is a disgusting pig.

    He is a sorry excuse of a man, a sorry excuse of a father, relative, friend, or anything else having to do with humanity. Even pigs are offended when I call him a disgusting pig. He’s a worm, a nasty horned worm which destroys fertile and beautiful tomato plants and ruins a good tomato crop. If you’re a woman with no sense who falls for him, you are a tomato plant ruined by the horned worm.

    Yes, he’s damaged goods – and will damage you, too, if you fall into his trap.

    He knows he cannot amount to anything honest on his own, so he drugs himself. You know he’s a junkie of the crack and meth kind, because a man in his fifties seldom has a perfect set of teeth if he doesn’t have lots of money to spare. His teeth are too perfect. A perfect smile hides very imperfect acts. Look at our a Hollywood class.

    He deserves a noose around his neck while hanging from the highest lamppost in DC. Cavorting with prostitutes and strippers, wining and dining corrupt Ukrainian, Russian and Chinese, to the point of betraying this country.

    (And I’ve heard and read even worse, regarding the “certain minor” who is very likely to be a member of the family. That alone earns him a serious castration – with a rusty knife.)

    His father deserves greater condemnation for this one reason: he KNOWS what his son has done – but never told anyone, let alone informed the authorities. The Apostle St. James makes it clear that knowing to do good yet not doing so is a sin. He’s a Catholic, but perhaps has forgotten that section of the NT. He has, perhaps, even forgotten the OT as well. He is a liar and has been from the beginning of his career. He has slandered people with impunity. He has stolen – theses from some, speeches from other, even a married woman from a man who once helped him.

    He, his sons, his wife… They all have zero conscience or integrity.

    When I hear this old man with early onset dementia talk about “restoring honor and integrity” to this nation, I know in my heart he has neither. He deserves an attack of apoplexy and paralysis for the rest of his days. He doesn’t deserve the Presidency.

    And every person who gave their vote to him shall be accursed with the same ills this family has brought to others and to this nation, especially the Karens who want “peace” and “back to normal”. They are going to pay a very heavy price for their “normal.” And they will complain loudly.

    The Bidens are nothing but a pack of ravening wolves who have feasted on the flesh of the American people for far longer than acceptable.

    (Yes. I voted early. For Trump. He’s a New Yorker, so what do you expect? He’s boisterous, arrogant, etc. But at least, he has learned some very hard life lessons. And it shows.)

  • azlibertarian October 28, 2020, 5:05 PM

    Duchess, that is a work of art. I pray to never find myself on bad side.

  • ghostsniper October 28, 2020, 6:05 PM

    That kitty can roar!