WHEN in the course of human Events, it becomes necessary….
The Frozen Faces and the Tar-Pit Places of America’s Most Depraved
byVanderleunonMay 4, 2018
“It’s like glass intestines, ready to dump feces all over you as you sit in the tar pit.”
A Botox forehead for the Soy Man. A hot tub hangout for the Lantern Jawed Lesbian. Not only is this insightful and funny at the same time, it is also an experiment with embedding the threadreader app into this page. Enjoy.
Those surgeons went to the Picasso School of Plastic Surgery
BillHMay 4, 2018, 9:44 AM
Re experiment. Threadreader won’t display images in my Firefox (latest ver.) no matter what I try, and I can usually get images to display one way or another in FF. Images do display OK in Chrome.
VanderleunMay 4, 2018, 10:23 AM
Hummm…. strange because my Firefox browser (Mac and the 59.0.2 iteration) displays the page perfectly.
Maybe memory or some other FF extension or a PC issue?
VanderleunMay 4, 2018, 10:30 AM
Ditto Safari and Tor (Although Tor is a bit more problematic.)
Rob De WittMay 4, 2018, 10:41 AM
Ditto with FireFox – no pix, no apparent problems elsewhere.
JackMay 4, 2018, 11:00 AM
Larry O’Donnell is a first class asshole and I’d love it if he fell in front of a speeding train. Sweet justice.
pbirdMay 4, 2018, 11:39 AM
Everything smooooth in Opera. Browser of the gods.
ghostsniperMay 4, 2018, 1:22 PM
Everything good in FF 59.0.3, Chrome, Brave, and Edge, surprisingly.
Just did the Win10-1803 this morning, now sound doesn’t work. sigh
PandoraMay 5, 2018, 3:06 AM
At the top of the page, in the address bar, should be a little “i” in a circle. Tap that and disable “tracking protection”.
sock_rat_eezMay 5, 2018, 4:06 AM
Work fine in Brave.
Good to see that someone is competing for the Stanley Tigerman Award for lifetime achievements in Bad Architecture.
Wow.
ghostsniperMay 5, 2018, 11:01 AM
That shitty orange hued cheap ass knotty pine, never was a thing, but you’ll never convince the neighborhood bulldagger. Cold, soulless, remorseless, tasteless. A custom designed building is a cross section of the owner.
Snakepit KansasMay 6, 2018, 5:53 AM
I knew I could count on Ghost’s input on the design. He rarely fails to please!
Larry now has the constant surprised look on his face. I have plenty of faults but vanity is not one of them.
ghostsniperMay 6, 2018, 6:36 AM
How to get that oh so desirable “surprised” look Larry is now sportin’.
1. Knock the asshole out with an ounce of phenobarbital, arrange in a face down.
2. Install ballistic nylon dog collar with leash loop in the back.
3. With a #2 syringe inject cajun meat tenderizer in 20 locations on the forehead, let sit for 1 hour.
4. Connect ratchet strap to handle of 8″ wide duckbill vice grips.
5. Clamp duck bill horizontally across leading edge of front hair line tissue.
6. Thread ratchet strap through collar leash loop.
7. Cinch down hard on tail of ratchet strap and re-cinch every 10 minutes for entire 4 hours of unconsciousness.
8. Since the new cuckette is in a face down position line up 20 of the local sawbux to take turns commandeering that train.
9. Stitch the shredded anus up and turn that deflowered cuck back out into society for all to lambaste and ridicule mercilessly.
After scanning its face again and again,
I began to scale it, picking my holds
With intense caution. About half-way
To the top, I was suddenly brought to
A dead stop, with arms outspread
Clinging close to the face of the rock
Unable to move hand or foot
Either up or down. My doom
Appeared fixed. I MUST fall.
There would be a moment of
Bewilderment, and then,
A lifeless rumble down the cliff
To the glacier below.
My mind seemed to fill with a
Stifling smoke. This terrible eclipse
Lasted only a moment, when life blazed
Forth again with preternatural clearness.
I seemed suddenly to become possessed
Of a new sense. My trembling muscles
Became firm again, every rift and flaw in
The rock was seen as through a microscope,
My limbs moved with a positiveness and precision
With which I seemed to have
Nothing at all to do.
Real World Address for Donations, Mash Notes and Hate Mail
Gerard Van der Leun
1692 MANGROVE AVE
APT 379
Chico, Ca 95926
Who Am I? by Carl Sandburg
My head knocks against the stars.
My feet are on the hilltops.
My finger-tips are in the valleys and shores of universal life.
Down in the sounding foam of primal things I reach my hands and play with pebbles of destiny.
I have been to hell and back many times.
I know all about heaven, for I have talked with God.
I dabble in the blood and guts of the terrible.
I know the passionate seizure of beauty
And the marvelous rebellion of man at all signs reading “Keep Off.”
My name is Truth and I am the most elusive captive in the universe.
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Those surgeons went to the Picasso School of Plastic Surgery
Re experiment. Threadreader won’t display images in my Firefox (latest ver.) no matter what I try, and I can usually get images to display one way or another in FF. Images do display OK in Chrome.
Hummm…. strange because my Firefox browser (Mac and the 59.0.2 iteration) displays the page perfectly.
Maybe memory or some other FF extension or a PC issue?
Ditto Safari and Tor (Although Tor is a bit more problematic.)
Ditto with FireFox – no pix, no apparent problems elsewhere.
Larry O’Donnell is a first class asshole and I’d love it if he fell in front of a speeding train. Sweet justice.
Everything smooooth in Opera. Browser of the gods.
Everything good in FF 59.0.3, Chrome, Brave, and Edge, surprisingly.
Just did the Win10-1803 this morning, now sound doesn’t work. sigh
At the top of the page, in the address bar, should be a little “i” in a circle. Tap that and disable “tracking protection”.
Work fine in Brave.
Good to see that someone is competing for the Stanley Tigerman Award for lifetime achievements in Bad Architecture.
Wow.
That shitty orange hued cheap ass knotty pine, never was a thing, but you’ll never convince the neighborhood bulldagger. Cold, soulless, remorseless, tasteless. A custom designed building is a cross section of the owner.
I knew I could count on Ghost’s input on the design. He rarely fails to please!
Larry now has the constant surprised look on his face. I have plenty of faults but vanity is not one of them.
How to get that oh so desirable “surprised” look Larry is now sportin’.
1. Knock the asshole out with an ounce of phenobarbital, arrange in a face down.
2. Install ballistic nylon dog collar with leash loop in the back.
3. With a #2 syringe inject cajun meat tenderizer in 20 locations on the forehead, let sit for 1 hour.
4. Connect ratchet strap to handle of 8″ wide duckbill vice grips.
5. Clamp duck bill horizontally across leading edge of front hair line tissue.
6. Thread ratchet strap through collar leash loop.
7. Cinch down hard on tail of ratchet strap and re-cinch every 10 minutes for entire 4 hours of unconsciousness.
8. Since the new cuckette is in a face down position line up 20 of the local sawbux to take turns commandeering that train.
9. Stitch the shredded anus up and turn that deflowered cuck back out into society for all to lambaste and ridicule mercilessly.
And it is GHOSTSNIPER for the WIN!