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I Return to the Place I was Born
From my youth up I never liked the city.
I never forgot the mountains where I was born.
The world caught me and harnessed me
And drove me through dust, thirty years away from home.
Migratory birds return to the same tree.
Fish find their way back to the pools where they were hatched.
I have been over the whole country,
And I have come back at last to the garden of my childhood.
My farm is only ten acres.
The farm house has eight or nine rooms.
Elms and willows shade the back garden.
Peach trees stand by the front door.
The village is out of sight.
You can hear dogs bark in the alleys,
And cocks crow in the mulberry trees.
When you come through the gate into the court
You will find no dust or mess.
Peace and quiet live in every room.
I am content to stay here the rest of my life.
At last I have found myself.
— Tao Yuan Ming (Tao Qian) Chinese, 365-427
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Those surgeons went to the Picasso School of Plastic Surgery
Re experiment. Threadreader won’t display images in my Firefox (latest ver.) no matter what I try, and I can usually get images to display one way or another in FF. Images do display OK in Chrome.
Hummm…. strange because my Firefox browser (Mac and the 59.0.2 iteration) displays the page perfectly.
Maybe memory or some other FF extension or a PC issue?
Ditto Safari and Tor (Although Tor is a bit more problematic.)
Ditto with FireFox – no pix, no apparent problems elsewhere.
Larry O’Donnell is a first class asshole and I’d love it if he fell in front of a speeding train. Sweet justice.
Everything smooooth in Opera. Browser of the gods.
Everything good in FF 59.0.3, Chrome, Brave, and Edge, surprisingly.
Just did the Win10-1803 this morning, now sound doesn’t work. sigh
At the top of the page, in the address bar, should be a little “i” in a circle. Tap that and disable “tracking protection”.
Work fine in Brave.
Good to see that someone is competing for the Stanley Tigerman Award for lifetime achievements in Bad Architecture.
Wow.
That shitty orange hued cheap ass knotty pine, never was a thing, but you’ll never convince the neighborhood bulldagger. Cold, soulless, remorseless, tasteless. A custom designed building is a cross section of the owner.
I knew I could count on Ghost’s input on the design. He rarely fails to please!
Larry now has the constant surprised look on his face. I have plenty of faults but vanity is not one of them.
How to get that oh so desirable “surprised” look Larry is now sportin’.
1. Knock the asshole out with an ounce of phenobarbital, arrange in a face down.
2. Install ballistic nylon dog collar with leash loop in the back.
3. With a #2 syringe inject cajun meat tenderizer in 20 locations on the forehead, let sit for 1 hour.
4. Connect ratchet strap to handle of 8″ wide duckbill vice grips.
5. Clamp duck bill horizontally across leading edge of front hair line tissue.
6. Thread ratchet strap through collar leash loop.
7. Cinch down hard on tail of ratchet strap and re-cinch every 10 minutes for entire 4 hours of unconsciousness.
8. Since the new cuckette is in a face down position line up 20 of the local sawbux to take turns commandeering that train.
9. Stitch the shredded anus up and turn that deflowered cuck back out into society for all to lambaste and ridicule mercilessly.
And it is GHOSTSNIPER for the WIN!