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The Frozen Faces and the Tar-Pit Places of America’s Most Depraved

“It’s like glass intestines, ready to dump feces all over you as you sit in the tar pit.”

A Botox forehead for the Soy Man. A hot tub hangout for the Lantern Jawed Lesbian. Not only is this insightful and funny at the same time, it is also an experiment with embedding the threadreader app into this page. Enjoy.

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  • SpecOpr8r May 4, 2018, 9:33 AM

    Those surgeons went to the Picasso School of Plastic Surgery

  • BillH May 4, 2018, 9:44 AM

    Re experiment. Threadreader won’t display images in my Firefox (latest ver.) no matter what I try, and I can usually get images to display one way or another in FF. Images do display OK in Chrome.

  • Vanderleun May 4, 2018, 10:23 AM

    Hummm…. strange because my Firefox browser (Mac and the 59.0.2 iteration) displays the page perfectly.

    Maybe memory or some other FF extension or a PC issue?

  • Vanderleun May 4, 2018, 10:30 AM

    Ditto Safari and Tor (Although Tor is a bit more problematic.)

  • Rob De Witt May 4, 2018, 10:41 AM

    Ditto with FireFox – no pix, no apparent problems elsewhere.

  • Jack May 4, 2018, 11:00 AM

    Larry O’Donnell is a first class asshole and I’d love it if he fell in front of a speeding train. Sweet justice.

  • pbird May 4, 2018, 11:39 AM

    Everything smooooth in Opera. Browser of the gods.

  • ghostsniper May 4, 2018, 1:22 PM

    Everything good in FF 59.0.3, Chrome, Brave, and Edge, surprisingly.
    Just did the Win10-1803 this morning, now sound doesn’t work. sigh

  • Pandora May 5, 2018, 3:06 AM

    At the top of the page, in the address bar, should be a little “i” in a circle. Tap that and disable “tracking protection”.

  • sock_rat_eez May 5, 2018, 4:06 AM

    Work fine in Brave.

    Good to see that someone is competing for the Stanley Tigerman Award for lifetime achievements in Bad Architecture.

  • ghostsniper May 5, 2018, 11:01 AM

    That shitty orange hued cheap ass knotty pine, never was a thing, but you’ll never convince the neighborhood bulldagger. Cold, soulless, remorseless, tasteless. A custom designed building is a cross section of the owner.

  • Snakepit Kansas May 6, 2018, 5:53 AM

    I knew I could count on Ghost’s input on the design. He rarely fails to please!

    Larry now has the constant surprised look on his face. I have plenty of faults but vanity is not one of them.

  • ghostsniper May 6, 2018, 6:36 AM

    How to get that oh so desirable “surprised” look Larry is now sportin’.

    1. Knock the asshole out with an ounce of phenobarbital, arrange in a face down.
    2. Install ballistic nylon dog collar with leash loop in the back.
    3. With a #2 syringe inject cajun meat tenderizer in 20 locations on the forehead, let sit for 1 hour.
    4. Connect ratchet strap to handle of 8″ wide duckbill vice grips.
    5. Clamp duck bill horizontally across leading edge of front hair line tissue.
    6. Thread ratchet strap through collar leash loop.
    7. Cinch down hard on tail of ratchet strap and re-cinch every 10 minutes for entire 4 hours of unconsciousness.
    8. Since the new cuckette is in a face down position line up 20 of the local sawbux to take turns commandeering that train.
    9. Stitch the shredded anus up and turn that deflowered cuck back out into society for all to lambaste and ridicule mercilessly.

  • Vanderleun May 6, 2018, 3:32 PM

    And it is GHOSTSNIPER for the WIN!