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The Drifter

I’d mutter “Get the hook,” but they already have him measured for his state funeral with his midget wife trailing behind sporting widow’s weeds and draped in designer crocodile tears while his “son” snorts coke into his commodious nostrils off Harris’ breast implants just before the Oval Office’s regular afternoon tickle fight for all LGBTQIAP staffers rockin’ the lesbian buzz cut and overstuffed yoga pants.

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  • ghostsniper March 26, 2021, 2:23 PM

    I’ve detested that rotten piece of animal shit for most of my adult life, and will til it’s dead, and beyond.
    It’s not possible to calculate what that criminal has cost the taxpayers and others.
    Burning while dragged will help even the score.

  • Casey Klahn March 26, 2021, 4:05 PM

    Soft propaganda is what the free press peddles. I hate to be so negative but anyway I happened to look up Biden memes for my FB Messenger to send in a joke thread within my family. Biden search query yields memes of Biden finger shooting everyone in the room, or Biden lifting Dumbbells like a fukn boss, and other assorted Biden as a stud super hero political genius. This is your culture, Americans. Biden is not an incoherent mess – he is an absolute hunky rock star savior of the nation.

    Learn it. Live it. Love it.

  • Kevin in PA March 26, 2021, 5:00 PM

    “he is an absolute hunky rock star savior of the nation.”
    I just threw up.

    I share Ghost’s sentiment toward the Biden shit-weasel. This is a guy who has been caught plagiarizing speeches, repeatedly. He fabricated brazen lies about his academic achievements and has generally pitched nothing but lofty platitudes about the “working man” and giving the little guy a fair shake and let’s not forget unity… blah, blah, blah. Nothing but bullshit political words from a second rate grifter and hack.

    At this point, I believe the best thing to happen is for Jobama to continue to show his decline in mental acuity, thus forcing the party to get him out and thus, ushering in the Kamalalalala clown show, which will rapidly slide down into the muck, causing a backlash against the donkey party. Just think, we may actually get an opportunity to hunt democrats with dogs before the end of this decade!

  • Vanderleun March 26, 2021, 5:40 PM

    Kevin just gave me reason to live.

  • ghostsniper March 26, 2021, 6:34 PM

    Kevin sed: “…hunt democrats with dogs…”
    They will hunt each other. See, they are against human nature, which means, they are against themselves as everyone has a human nature. A parasite doesn’t care about anything but itself in the moment. Cannibals. Normal people just need to stay out of their way as they self destruct. But I gotta admit, hunting them down does seem like a worthwhile venture.

  • Kat in Indiana March 26, 2021, 7:03 PM

    I’ve seen the same empty look in the eyes of a relative with Alzheimers, yacking on for hours with a Cuisanart-chopped dictionary of word nonsense. Until you simply have to walk away before you yourself are fitted for the cuffless jacket…

  • Jewel March 26, 2021, 8:00 PM

    This is sublime.

  • Casey Klahn March 26, 2021, 9:26 PM

    Jewel, TY for the KyleDunnigan tip. That was funny, but only in a “we’re so doomed” way.

    I will put together a list of the humorists I watch because we all have to get through this without too much brain damage.

  • Anonymous March 26, 2021, 10:32 PM

    The one where he’s doing Ben Shapiro interviewing Biden is really funny too.

  • gwbnyc March 27, 2021, 5:44 AM


    “it was a a DOOD, mannn!”
    *spitz beer across room*


  • Annie Rose March 27, 2021, 6:11 AM

    The liberal mind is so far gone, that in discussing Grandpa Joe’s obvious communication decline and clear symptoms of Alzheimer’s speech/language patterns with my liberal speech therapist friends a year ago, every one of them vehemently argued that it just wasn’t so.

    All of us in the group have extensive therapeutic training and experience working with adults who are losing their communication skills, such as in Alzheimer’s. We have had the signs drilled into us. It doesn’t take someone with six years of education, two degrees, and years of experience to clearly see that this man is in sharp decline from something. Just compare his speech and walking gait to that from just five years ago.

    His family and handlers would prop up his embalmed body with sticks and wires if it served the “greater good” of the Dem party. There is a name for this. Elder abuse. Biden has no grasp that he is being used in this way. He is no different than one of my elderly great-aunts who thought she was the Queen of England or her sister who late in life became convinced that a neighbor was trying to poison her and lunged at her with a butcher knife.

  • John The River March 27, 2021, 8:03 AM

    But Kevin, how do you get the dogs to bite twice after they get a taste of the first one?

  • James ONeil March 27, 2021, 10:12 AM

    Jewel: OUCH!

  • James ONeil March 27, 2021, 10:24 AM

    Don’t try to sell Joe short, you dog eared pony sower! He the vinest and test the plantation party has to offal.

    In this may and age he peaks for the steeple!

    Ax not what you can do for what’s contrary but ax instead, pause for applause, hey, can you slow down the teleprompter dood?

  • EX-Californian Pete March 27, 2021, 11:20 AM

    I don’t care if it makes me sound like a bad person, but every time I see a video of Biden, I always hope to see it end with a puff of “pink mist.”
    The same goes for Pelosi, Schumer, Newsom, Cuomo, and all the other subhuman, anti-American Leftist scumbuckets, including that tranny-thing Richard/Rachel/Whatever.

    DISCLAIMER- but I mean that in the most tolerant, non-white-privileged, un-homophobic/un-trans-phobic, and ‘non-offensive to severely mentally handicapped satanic POS Liberals’ kind of way!