I watch one (ONE!) football game a year and I can’t even get through 5 minutes of the halftime show without envying the dead.
Good gadzooks but this “game,” this event, this romp through the leftovers of a botched civilization, is nothing but (How can I put this?)
and in a word…. BORING!
And then you get to the halftime “show” of meatheads, morons, and half-wits douched with bling.