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Sunday Sermonette: “If I were the Devil” Paul Harvey’s Prophecy from 1965

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  • John the River September 24, 2017, 7:37 AM

    Paul. Where are you now that we need you?

    • Mike Austin September 19, 2021, 10:48 AM

      In Heaven. Gazing into the Eyes of Christ. We should be so blessed.

  • Rob De Witt September 24, 2017, 2:45 PM

    It seemed extreme when I first heard it at age 20.

    Not any more.

  • A. Foster-Grant September 25, 2017, 2:24 PM

    Dead white guy opressing the peeple with his privilege.

  • Mike Anderson September 19, 2021, 7:29 AM

    @ A. Foster-Grant: Zowie! In my geezerhood, the only near superpower I have is to mentally paralyze the young by doing arithmetic in my head (Wokester cashier: “Your total is $9.77″ Me” “OK, here’s a ten and two cents.” Paralysis ensues). But now you tell me the Afterlife has an unexpected perk, oppressing people from beyond the grave! Whiteness DOES have its privileges.

    • Kevin in PA September 19, 2021, 8:14 AM

      Terrific comment.
      I, too have induced paralysis among cashiers that can’t do basic math. The last time it happened, the kid looked at me like I just kicked his puppy.
      What I wonder is how did they qualify for the job of cashier in the first place?

      • Gordon Scott September 19, 2021, 9:41 AM

        They had a pulse, Kevin, and they usually show up.

        One of the stores I work in–the 2nd largest Walmart in the west–is short 80 full time employees. That means at any given moment the store is operating with 20 less staff than Walmart wants. And that doesn’t count those who call in sick.

  • wildman September 19, 2021, 7:34 AM

    It would appear that the devil is winning.

    • Mike Austin September 19, 2021, 10:50 AM

      “It would appear…” Appearances can deceive. We won 2000 years ago. On the Cross. Since then it has been a great mopping up operation.

  • Joe Krill September 19, 2021, 8:39 AM

    Extremely appropriate that the end of the clip Bush and Obama biologically morph. Truth is stranger than fiction.

  • Callmelennie September 19, 2021, 9:31 AM

    If I were the devil, I’d turn Paul Harvey into a figure to be mocked, especially by the Boomer generation. That way we would reflexively sneer at everything he was trying to tell us, especially his cornball “If I were the Devil” routine

    Whew! Good thing this so-called “Devil” (snort) didn’t suceed

  • enn ess September 19, 2021, 10:31 AM

    Thats all that takes for the destruction of a country based on Christianity. It was true back when the Pilgrims set sail for religious freedom, it was true when the founders organized this country into a nation, it was true when Paul Harvey spoke of it, and it is true today.
    As to the comments re: youth not being able to make change. Not that long ago in the grocery I handed a young feller a $20 and $.20 cents for a $12.20 bill, since he already punched in the register $20 tendered, he was stumped at the change to give back. Another cashier handed him a calculator. He still could not figure it out, because the register readout didn’t tell him what change to make. I kid you not! This is the mentality that is supposed to inherit the country?

  • EX-Californian Pete September 19, 2021, 10:50 AM

    My generation was raised on manners, morals, Paul Harvey and Billy Graham. It’s part of the reason we turned out to be good people who try and do what’s right. The other reason— good parenting.

    How fortunate we are to have lived in, been part of, and to have experienced the greatest era of western civilization in mankind’s history. No other generation will ever have what we did.

    • ghostsniper September 19, 2021, 11:20 AM

      “No other generation will ever have what we did.”

      And they blame YOU for that. shrug

      He broke his winning streak.
      I’ve been wondering how long he’d last before his addiction took over.

      • Gordon Scott September 19, 2021, 12:16 PM

        “It’s all about meeee,
        It’s all about meeee,
        Who else could it be
        But who I am. . . “

  • James ONeil September 19, 2021, 11:53 AM

    If I were the devil I’d put me demons in control of the media, crown my imps as tech lords, fill the halls of Congress with my hoards, the military establishment with my gnats and gadflys, my fiends in the entertainment industry…

    & dimply sit back, laugh and relax for the next hundred years.

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