THOUGHTS WHILE SHAVING: THAT GLAZED AND OVINE ASPECT CLOAKING THE UNREFLECTIVE GAZE OF THE BIDEN VOTER STILL WIDE AND FEAR CRAZED OVER THE BLACK BIDEN FACE MASK. A MASK THAT MASKS THE CONTINUING CHEW OF THEIR CUD ON THE RAMP TO THE SLAUGHTERHOUSE.
— John Rich (@johnrich) April 12, 2022
I came face to face with Brooklyn subway shooter: rider “When the train briefly stopped underground after leaving the 59th Street station, the suspect suddenly whipped out a gas mask,” Gjeloshi said. “When [the train] was about to hit 36th Street, we stopped for 5 minutes. He takes out a gas mask from one of his little luggage[s],” the witness said. “He opened one of his gas tanks, and he said, ‘Oops, my bad.’ He pulls out an ax, he drops it, he takes a gun out, he starts shooting.”
POISE! POISE AND COMPOSURE!
Are You A Groomer? 9 Things To Look For Oh no! Everyone’s calling everyone else “groomer” and now we’re all confused! Are you a groomer? Is your neighbor a groomer? Let the experts at The Babylon Bee help you sort it out. Here are all the warning signs you may be a groomer:
1. Do you talk about sex with 5-year-olds behind their parents’ back?
2. Do you begin sentences with, “Don’t tell your parents, but…”
3. Do you encourage kids to cut off their sex organs?
4. Are you a Disney Executive?
5. Did you quit your teaching job after they passed the Parental Rights Act in Florida?
6. Does taking other people’s kids to a drag show and calling it a “field trip” seem ok to you?
7. Are you now, or have you ever been, a politician?
8. Have you ever helped a child acquire sex hormones without their parent’s knowledge?
9. Does David French think you’re a “blessing of liberty?”
Nolte: Big Cuts Expected at Flailing CNN Yes, now that Americans have snapped out of the media manipulation behind the war in Ukraine, CNNLOL’s ratings have slipped back to where they belong (in the toilet), and CNN is the very disaster we all knew it would be.
Chief Executive Officer Chris Elliott saw signs that consumers were feeling the squeeze of soaring inflation. So he took the $12.99 surf-and-turf dish off the specials list, replaced it with a fish-and-chips platter and slapped a $9.99 price tag on it. Even with the change, though, customer traffic has been flagging in recent weeks.
Xi Says Lockdown Is Necessary To Maintain China’s COVID Record Of Zero Deaths | “The glorious Chinese Communist Party has done such a great job stopping COVID, that we have 0 deaths,” said Xi. “No other countries have even come close to our amazingly small number. And we have done nothing bad like killing people or putting them in camps or falsifying our records to make ourselves look good. We would never!”
I too served. One must ask @R00573R the following: Are you blindly patriotic to a country that promotes homosexuality, transgenderism, pedophilia, pornography, l despises Christianity, and seeks to systematically eliminate the White race? Are you proud of a United States that drags nuns into federal court because they refuse to provide abortion services to their employees – including fellow nuns? Do you worship a flag that protects corporations that groom toddlers for rape? Do you honor a Nation-State that imprisons peaceful protesters but allows ultra-violent rioters to remain free, simply because the former were predominantly White and the latter were predominantly black? If the answer is, “Yes,” then you should be maligned and belittled for your military service – because you served to expand evil. If the answer is, “No,” then you tragically served the wrong country. Do not be ashamed. I did, too.
Why Doth The Bigot Resent? – Similarly in the US, the idea that Trump voters and their resentments are nothing more than an expression of false consciousness is bonkers. The liberal institutional elites — including woke capitalists — are moralistically browbeating half the country into accepting a neoracist ideology that stands to dispossess whites of their history, status, and job prospects, solely on the basis of their skin color — and they can’t figure out why people would resent that?! Their agents are busy in schools and in the corporate and creative suites at Disney, figuring out how to queer children under the noses of parents, and these five Times writers cannot grasp why anybody would resent the hell out of that?!
seemed like only 6-7 years ago that local coffee shops hired cute hipster girls, usually a little “eccentric” looking but largely attractive, fit.
Fast forward to now: Holy shit the decline in here is real, gender ambiguous, overweight, terrible haircuts, acne. Repulsive.
— martin (@hispaniccosmist) April 10, 2022
Shanghai quarantine centers
“It’s for your health” pic.twitter.com/Xst2rWrkO7
— Jack Posobiec 🇺🇸 (@JackPosobiec) April 11, 2022
4th booster f**kers.
Oh, and CVS gave us EIGHT free Covid tests for getting boosted! pic.twitter.com/fG6zHsayKz
— Kathy Griffin (@kathygriffin) March 26, 2022