Waking Up in the Wrong Movie: They were also blindsided by the Colonial pipeline attack. CNN writes that “Biden administration officials have privately voiced frustration with what they see as Colonial Pipeline’s weak security protocols and a lack of preparation that could have allowed hackers to pull off a crippling ransomware attack, officials familiar with the government’s initial investigation into the incident told CNN.”
April’s dismal job numbers were also a total surprise. The administration had been expecting a boom. The NYT wrote that “April’s anemic job creation was so out of line with what other indicators have suggested that it will take some time to unravel the mystery.” It was so shocking that newsrooms had to junk prewritten articles announcing a Biden boom.
Should We Just Let It Burn? by Kurt Schlichter The libs tried giving people money. That failed. Astonishingly, handing people free cash does not magically make things better. Then they tried improving the economies in these places by importing a bunch of foreigners to take all the entry-level jobs. Astonishingly, that did not work either. Their current experiment is to make the cities woker by not arresting criminals who make the cities unlivable and releasing the few who are in jail. And – you are not going to believe this – that has also made things worse.
“The dismaying thing about the classic totalitarian mind is that any given gear, though mutilated, will have at its circumference unbroken sequences of teeth that are immaculately maintained, that are exquisitely machined. Hence the cuckoo clock in Hell—keeping perfect time for eight minutes and thirty-three seconds, jumping ahead fourteen minutes, keeping perfect time for six seconds, jumping ahead two seconds, keeping perfect time for two hours and one second, then jumping ahead a year. The missing teeth, of course, are simple, obvious truths, truths available and comprehensible even to ten-year-olds, in most cases.” ― Kurt Vonnegut Jr., Mother Night
He was always a mile ahead of them, finding new victims to loot and new followers to reward, flouting common sense and boldly denying its existence, demonstrating by his anti-logic that two and two made five, promising larger and larger slices of the moon. His career will greatly engage historians, if any good ones ever appear in America, but it will be of even more interest to psychologists. He was the first American to penetrate to the real depths of vulgar stupidity. He never made the mistake of overestimating the intelligence of the American mob. He was its unparallelled professor.
1959. English nurses praying for their patients before the commencement of their shift.
A whole world lost to us… pic.twitter.com/rFfAaYMuTV
— TheEndOfEverything (@EternalEnglish) May 15, 2021
Mother Knows Best:11-Year-Old Arrested After Attack of Elderly Asian Man Has ‘Extensive Criminal History’ The arrest: Two suspects, ages 11 and 17, were arrested at around 1:50 p.m. on Wednesday. The 11-year-old is believed to be the third suspect who drove the getaway vehicle. Sources told Dion Lim of ABC7 News that the boy possesses an “extensive criminal history,” having been arrested for robberies and carjackings on April 12. He was allegedly involved in at least two other robberies before. Police also discovered that he was “driving a carjacking vehicle that was stolen on May 10 in Oakland.”Given his young age, the boy was eventually released into the custody of his mother.
Once you strip away the illusion of an “apocalyptic plague,” all you’re left with is a fanatical, totalitarian ideological movement, and the mass hysteria it has generated. It really is that simple. pic.twitter.com/F4HiRB6D23
“April’s dismal job numbers were also a total surprise. The administration had been expecting a boom.:>>>
Welcome back, Carter.
At least we had Ronald Reagan waiting in the wings, when the Peanut Farmer’s reign of error came to an end.
nunnya bidnez, jrMay 17, 2021, 9:39 AM
This week’s news & numbers:
NYC subways reopened for business 24 hours per day; the last 12 months it was closed for several hours each night for cleaning, the first time in its 115 year history that it wasn’t operating 24 hours a day. Ridership hasn’t recovered, there is still only 37% of the usual amount of riders.
Rikers Island (NYC jail) is still ony at ~50% capacity, thanks to DeBlasio’s policies of not keeping arrestees in jail, nor requiring them to post bond.
The local elementary school only has about 300 out of 800 students showing up at the building; the majority are being kept at home for “remote learning”.
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nunnya bidnez, jrMay 17, 2021, 9:42 AM
also–
that same elementary school had about 20% of its teachers absent today; they’re having trouble finding substitute teachers also.
Thud MuffleMay 17, 2021, 11:10 AM
Electing a punching bag and being surprised that the whole world starts throwing punches? We really are too stupid to live in a Republic.
ghostsniperMay 17, 2021, 12:23 PM
Speak for yourself, I had nothing to do with any of those criminals.
But when it comes time to chain em to trailer hitches I’ll be at the head of the line, diesel can and butane torch in hand. Say the word.
Lance de BoyleMay 17, 2021, 12:59 PM
This just in…
Inflation inserts itself into the tampon area. Desperate customers pulling strings to get a box. Long lines as women and deranged men flood stores. Fights break out—wigs and nasty weaves flying hither and occasionally thither (Third Man Theme), bra straps ripping and mascara leaking as the blood red tide is loosed.. Is there no balm, or cotton batting, in Gilead?
VanderleunMay 17, 2021, 2:45 PM
In a word Lance, “NO.”
Jack CrevalleMay 17, 2021, 4:21 PM
to Mr. Thud Muffle:
No, sir.
Mr. Biden was no more elected than were you or I. Admittedly, there were millions who did vote for him. But it is by no means clear that they were a majority.
This is not a trivial point.
gwbnycMay 17, 2021, 5:21 PM
Richard-
“… “April’s dismal job numbers were also a total surprise. The administration had been expecting a boom.:>>>
Welcome back, Carter.
At least we had Ronald Reagan waiting in the wings, when the Peanut Farmer’s reign of error came to an end. …”
-welcome back the standard responses ala Obama’s policy failures by a bootlicking press- “unexpected” ‘surprisingly” “unanticipated”…
Lance de BoyleMay 17, 2021, 5:37 PM
“No.”
Got it.
Okie dokie.
Casey KlahnMay 17, 2021, 6:39 PM
CNN had to scrap pre-written reports of the Biden Boom. SMH. So stupid, it burns.
I went to the Costco, yesterday, where perhaps 3 months back I was accosted constantly by turdy employees to put my mask on, or raise it up over my nose. I guess I haven’t had enough abuse, yet. This sunny day, there must’ve been about 10% of the humanity walking around without masks. You get it? If you’ve been vaccinated, you’re allowed to go maskless. Three. Two. One. fuckthatshit! I pulled off my mask and just waited, in my feversih mind, for some asswipe to ask me whether I’d had the jab or not. (I haven’t, of course).
Let’s close the loop on this mask vs no-mask. The ones who are compliant, are allowed to go without a face cover. the non-compliant? they are expected to uber-comply. They are supposed to comply like the retards they must be. Are you a rebel? Here’s your “I am not a rebel” retard mask.
I hate thinking, anymore. It genuinely hurts.
ghostsniperMay 17, 2021, 6:59 PM
Casey sed: “The ones who are compliant, are allowed to go without a face cover. the non-compliant? they are expected to uber-comply.”
======
Let’s see.
If they’ve been vaxxed they can’t be infected, right?
Nor can they infect, right?
So what’s the point of the mask?
When the gate guard at the Menard’s told me I can’t come in maskless unless I can prove I was vaxxed I asked what was the point of the mask, and just as I expected she told me she is just following store policy. Right then I was supposed to balance nature and bayonet the fuk out of her stupid face. But I didn’t. She is just one of the millions of braindead parasites dragging all of us down to the bottom.
AnonymousMay 18, 2021, 6:13 AM
Great list of fun football player names from Key and Peele. https://youtu.be/gODZzSOelss
My daughter went to a guest lecture at her college by a professor who grew up in that college town in poverty. The professor’s name is Dr. Marijauna Pepsi. Her mom was a crack head and guess what her other two favorite things were? This woman fought her circumstances, got out of the ghetto, and now works to encourage others growing up in poverty to do the same. She said she kept her name as a reminder of how she started in life and how far she’s come. She loves peoples’ shocked reaction to her name.
RichardMay 18, 2021, 6:48 AM
@GWBNYC >>>-welcome back the standard responses ala Obama’s policy failures by a bootlicking press- “unexpected” ‘surprisingly” “unanticipated”…
Just so. Furthermore, the so-called press never missed an opportunity to attack President Reagan as being a doddering, senile old man. In fact, Reagan was a mental Olympian compared to the golem presently installed.
Finally, with respect to the failures we are seeing from this illicit administration, I consider them to be just another attack -among others- that the Cloward-Piven strategy is being enacted to take the country down from within.
Gordon ScottMay 18, 2021, 9:19 AM
Geez, Ghost, she’s working for a living, not collecting the Covid checks. Giver her a break. Her boss told her to stand there and say those things. I’m pretty sure she didn’t get a thrill out of dealing with you.
The CDC made the announcement on Thursday. By Friday Walmart had updated their automated PA system with the new rules. Target has now joined in. In both stores, most folks are still masked. Perhaps they’re not vaccinated. But this is Arizona, where the governor ended the mask mandate weeks ago. Tucson promptly issued a local mandate, but Tucson is full of commies, as any Phoenix resident will tell you.
EX-Californian PeteMay 18, 2021, 10:04 AM
Our Governor is ending all Covid “restrictions” on June 2nd. Meantime, myself and what I’d estimate as 60+% of my fellow locals are going maskless, and no one is giving us crap about it.
I bought a blank (genuine) Covid Shot Card for $2, and will fill it in later- if need be.
Supposedly, it’s against the law to have one, BUT- technically, if the “CDC” logo in the upper right corner is somehow missing (smudged, worn/torn off, defaced) it’s not a “forgery,” and isn’t illegal.
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Who Am I? by Carl Sandburg
My head knocks against the stars.
My feet are on the hilltops.
My finger-tips are in the valleys and shores of universal life.
Down in the sounding foam of primal things I reach my hands and play with pebbles of destiny.
I have been to hell and back many times.
I know all about heaven, for I have talked with God.
I dabble in the blood and guts of the terrible.
I know the passionate seizure of beauty
And the marvelous rebellion of man at all signs reading “Keep Off.”
My name is Truth and I am the most elusive captive in the universe.
Duty, Beauty, Liberty, Country, Honor, Family, Faith — Plus a few simple easy to follow rules for guys
Men saw the stars at the edge of the sea
They thought great thoughts about liberty
Poets wrote down words that did fit
Writers wrote books
Thinkers thought about it
Take it where you find it
Can’t leave it alone
You will find a purpose
To carry it on
Mainly when you find it
Your heart will be strong
About it
Many’s the road I have walked upon
Many’s the hour between dusk and dawn
Many’s the time
Many’s the mile
I see it all now
Through the eyes of a child
Take it where you find it
Can’t leave it alone
You will find a purpose
To carry it on
Mainly when you find it
Your heart will be strong
About it
[Chorus]
Lost dreams and found dreams
In America
In America
In America
Lost dreams and found dreams
In America
In America
In America
And close your eyes
Leave it all for a while
Leave the world
And your worries behind
You will build on whatever is real
And wake up each day
To a new waking dream
Take it where you find it
Can’t leave it alone
You will find a purpose
To carry it on
Mainly when you find it
Your heart will be strong
About it
[Chorus]
Change, change come over
Change come over
Talkin’ about a change
Change, change
Change come over, now
Change, change, change come over
I’m gonna walk down the street
Until I see
My shining light
I’m gonna walk down the street
Until I see
My shining light
I’m gonna walk down the street
Until I see
My shining light
I’m gonna walk down the street
Until I see
My shining light
I see my light
See my light
See my shining light
I see my light
See my light
See my shining light
Well, she is a bit too tan for the Royal Family’s fornication festival of thoroughbred gingers and freckles.
The Cascade of the Craptastic Continues!
Because stupid has a quality all its own and needs to be spread around mooore: In the Name of Equity, California Will Discourage Students Who Are Gifted at Math – 
Mother Knows Best: 11-Year-Old Arrested After Attack of Elderly Asian Man Has ‘Extensive Criminal History’ The arrest: Two suspects, ages 11 and 17, were arrested at around 1:50 p.m. on Wednesday. The 11-year-old is believed to be the third suspect who drove the getaway vehicle. Sources told Dion Lim of ABC7 News that the boy possesses an “extensive criminal history,” having been arrested for robberies and carjackings on April 12. He was allegedly involved in at least two other robberies before. Police also discovered that he was “driving a carjacking vehicle that was stolen on May 10 in Oakland.”Given his young age, the boy was eventually released into the custody of his mother. 
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“April’s dismal job numbers were also a total surprise. The administration had been expecting a boom.:>>>
Welcome back, Carter.
At least we had Ronald Reagan waiting in the wings, when the Peanut Farmer’s reign of error came to an end.
This week’s news & numbers:
NYC subways reopened for business 24 hours per day; the last 12 months it was closed for several hours each night for cleaning, the first time in its 115 year history that it wasn’t operating 24 hours a day. Ridership hasn’t recovered, there is still only 37% of the usual amount of riders.
Rikers Island (NYC jail) is still ony at ~50% capacity, thanks to DeBlasio’s policies of not keeping arrestees in jail, nor requiring them to post bond.
The local elementary school only has about 300 out of 800 students showing up at the building; the majority are being kept at home for “remote learning”.
[5star]
also–
that same elementary school had about 20% of its teachers absent today; they’re having trouble finding substitute teachers also.
Electing a punching bag and being surprised that the whole world starts throwing punches? We really are too stupid to live in a Republic.
Speak for yourself, I had nothing to do with any of those criminals.
But when it comes time to chain em to trailer hitches I’ll be at the head of the line, diesel can and butane torch in hand. Say the word.
This just in…
Inflation inserts itself into the tampon area. Desperate customers pulling strings to get a box. Long lines as women and deranged men flood stores. Fights break out—wigs and nasty weaves flying hither and occasionally thither (Third Man Theme), bra straps ripping and mascara leaking as the blood red tide is loosed.. Is there no balm, or cotton batting, in Gilead?
In a word Lance, “NO.”
to Mr. Thud Muffle:
No, sir.
Mr. Biden was no more elected than were you or I. Admittedly, there were millions who did vote for him. But it is by no means clear that they were a majority.
This is not a trivial point.
Richard-
“… “April’s dismal job numbers were also a total surprise. The administration had been expecting a boom.:>>>
Welcome back, Carter.
At least we had Ronald Reagan waiting in the wings, when the Peanut Farmer’s reign of error came to an end. …”
-welcome back the standard responses ala Obama’s policy failures by a bootlicking press- “unexpected” ‘surprisingly” “unanticipated”…
“No.”
Got it.
Okie dokie.
CNN had to scrap pre-written reports of the Biden Boom. SMH. So stupid, it burns.
I went to the Costco, yesterday, where perhaps 3 months back I was accosted constantly by turdy employees to put my mask on, or raise it up over my nose. I guess I haven’t had enough abuse, yet. This sunny day, there must’ve been about 10% of the humanity walking around without masks. You get it? If you’ve been vaccinated, you’re allowed to go maskless. Three. Two. One. fuckthatshit! I pulled off my mask and just waited, in my feversih mind, for some asswipe to ask me whether I’d had the jab or not. (I haven’t, of course).
Let’s close the loop on this mask vs no-mask. The ones who are compliant, are allowed to go without a face cover. the non-compliant? they are expected to uber-comply. They are supposed to comply like the retards they must be. Are you a rebel? Here’s your “I am not a rebel” retard mask.
I hate thinking, anymore. It genuinely hurts.
Casey sed: “The ones who are compliant, are allowed to go without a face cover. the non-compliant? they are expected to uber-comply.”
======
Let’s see.
If they’ve been vaxxed they can’t be infected, right?
Nor can they infect, right?
So what’s the point of the mask?
When the gate guard at the Menard’s told me I can’t come in maskless unless I can prove I was vaxxed I asked what was the point of the mask, and just as I expected she told me she is just following store policy. Right then I was supposed to balance nature and bayonet the fuk out of her stupid face. But I didn’t. She is just one of the millions of braindead parasites dragging all of us down to the bottom.
Great list of fun football player names from Key and Peele. https://youtu.be/gODZzSOelss
My daughter went to a guest lecture at her college by a professor who grew up in that college town in poverty. The professor’s name is Dr. Marijauna Pepsi. Her mom was a crack head and guess what her other two favorite things were? This woman fought her circumstances, got out of the ghetto, and now works to encourage others growing up in poverty to do the same. She said she kept her name as a reminder of how she started in life and how far she’s come. She loves peoples’ shocked reaction to her name.
@GWBNYC >>>-welcome back the standard responses ala Obama’s policy failures by a bootlicking press- “unexpected” ‘surprisingly” “unanticipated”…
Just so. Furthermore, the so-called press never missed an opportunity to attack President Reagan as being a doddering, senile old man. In fact, Reagan was a mental Olympian compared to the golem presently installed.
Finally, with respect to the failures we are seeing from this illicit administration, I consider them to be just another attack -among others- that the Cloward-Piven strategy is being enacted to take the country down from within.
Geez, Ghost, she’s working for a living, not collecting the Covid checks. Giver her a break. Her boss told her to stand there and say those things. I’m pretty sure she didn’t get a thrill out of dealing with you.
The CDC made the announcement on Thursday. By Friday Walmart had updated their automated PA system with the new rules. Target has now joined in. In both stores, most folks are still masked. Perhaps they’re not vaccinated. But this is Arizona, where the governor ended the mask mandate weeks ago. Tucson promptly issued a local mandate, but Tucson is full of commies, as any Phoenix resident will tell you.
Our Governor is ending all Covid “restrictions” on June 2nd. Meantime, myself and what I’d estimate as 60+% of my fellow locals are going maskless, and no one is giving us crap about it.
I bought a blank (genuine) Covid Shot Card for $2, and will fill it in later- if need be.
Supposedly, it’s against the law to have one, BUT- technically, if the “CDC” logo in the upper right corner is somehow missing (smudged, worn/torn off, defaced) it’s not a “forgery,” and isn’t illegal.
I see the numbers of vaccinated folks who are getting sick, dying, and STILL catching Covid are rising. Even loudmouth libtards like Bill Maher aren’t immune- https://townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2021/05/14/after-full-vaccination-bill-maher-contracts-wuhan-coronavirus-n2589447
I probably shouldn’t think the Maher story is funny, but I do.