Prepared, Wyoming style: WY 5th Graders Learn Marksmanship Using School Gym for Gun Range
The ecstasy without the agony: That Quiet Couple Next Door Who Brought Magic Mushrooms to the Masses ‘For the first time, ecstasy took on real meaning’, he says. Alongside his vivid descriptions, readers could peruse photographs of his Mexican trip and illustrations of several shroom species to identify for themselves.
Big lies yield bigger lies upon their backs to bite ‘em: These are among the grander lies, told repetitively in “the mainstream media” and underwritten by the sort of governments I despise. There are many more, and I have not yet got to the face-mask fiasco. This is a bigger lie than most realize; the mania for making schoolchildren wear them gives the game away. For the young have little risk from the virus, and are being orally diapered only to advance Satan’s scheme to ruin childhood. Daily mask-wearing also plays a part in the mental illnesses and suicidal tendencies that afflict lockdown victims, from children to elders incarcerated (without visitors) in nursing “homes.” Cruelty is enabled as a medical protocol.
FILE UNDER — Dick, Of the Hotel: “The way they dress nowadays with short skirts and rouge and lipstick and plucked eyebrows, it is almost impossible to tell a good woman from a bad one. They are as cunning as rats…. they generally come in late in the afternoon through one of the 33rd Street entrances on the opposite side of the hotel from the office. In that way they figure they are less likely to come under our immediate attention…the smartest of them will take an elevator to create the impression they are staying in the hotel. They are always expensively and often stunningly dressed with a display of jewels that is never out of form. It is through their persistence in coming back that we land them. It isn’t good business to have men going around the country telling how they were robbed by a woman they picked up in the Waldorf lobby.”
FILE UNDER: Integrity Yesterday I Was Levi’s Brand President. I Quit So I Could Be Free.In the fall of 2021, during a dinner with the CEO, I was told that I was on track to become the next CEO of Levi’s—the stock price had doubled under my leadership, and revenue had returned to pre-pandemic levels. The only thing standing in my way, he said, was me. All I had to do was stop talking about the school thing
IT’S “PAT!” The Passive-Agressive Tyrant: Tyranny executed with Canadian courtesy is no better than the sort exercised by a screamer in a funny uniform.
One of the psychological selling points of banks is that they keep your money safe. Or used to.
— wretchardthecat (@wretchardthecat) February 17, 2022
BIDEN AS PUTIN’S BOTTOM: Closing the Kiev legation devalues Mr. Biden’s assurances that America stands with Ukraine. It’s humiliating for us Yanks. Mr. Putin has just showcased to the world that it’s not only the Taliban who can make the United States run for the exit.
Hot Flashes from Our Menopausal Sun: The Sun Has Erupted Non-Stop All Month, And There Are More Giant Flares Coming
— wretchardthecat (@wretchardthecat) February 19, 2022
Hey, Kids, what time is it? It’s CRAZY TIME! The other hallmark of crazy is disproportionate reaction. Something’s in the water. All over the world, from Ottawa to Ukraine, leaders are playing Russian Roulette over chump change. Joe Biden and Putin are squaring off over Ukraine, a country the former is not prepared to defend and the latter can’t afford to conquer.
It’s probably still more nothing: Jeffrey Epstein’s former friend Jean-Luc Brunel found hanged in his prison cell
Run, don’t walk, to the bank: I tried to withdraw $20 000 in cash from my bank today. They would only give me half, due to their “reserves being very low”. They were out of $100 dollar bills, gave me $50’s instead. They said the next cash shipment to them was on the 23rd. Later in the day they called me and said the next cash shipment wouldn’t be until March 2nd. I bank at RBC, the biggest bank in Canada. My boss ran into the same thing at TD, another big Canadian bank. The bank staff was very nervous. I was calm and polite since I’m well prepared, but they looked like they had been yelled at a lot in the last couple days since the government started locking down accounts of people who donated to the Freedom Convoy. The bank run is real.
If birth control pills worked like the vaccine, you would also have to – wear a mask, put a bag over your head, use a condom, practice social distancing, and squeeze an aspirin between your knees at all times,. . .and you would still get pregnant.
Officer Unfriendly will never walk relaxed to his mailbox again: The only police in Canada who deserve any dispensation from the populace are those who resign in disgust over this, immediately. Anyone of them who stays now is part of the rent-seeking “just following orders” crowd, and deserves everything they get from here on out. Coast to coast, from the border to the North Pole. Hopefully to include Nuremburg-like show trials at some point, and fine public hangings, in batches. If Turdoo was looking for a quick way to turn most of the population of his country into Irish Catholics in Belfast, he may have found just the way to do it.
The Crime of the Centuries: The covid crisis is not the end of it. It is the primary crime scene. Prepare for the second crime scene. Prepare to the unexpected.