WHEN in the course of human Events, it becomes necessary….
Strange Daze: Biden Is Asshole Edition
byVanderleunonJune 30, 2021
President Asterisk said something remarkably stupid last week, but that requires more specificity. This particular nimrod monologue went as follows: “Those who say the ‘blood of patriots,’ you know, and all the stuff about how we’re gonna have to move against the government. Well, the tree of liberty has not been watered with the blood of patriots. What’s happened is that there have never been, if you want to, think you need to have weapons to take on the government, you need F-15s and maybe some nuclear weapons.”
His clown-o-logue requires translation into English:
“Stuff words things clichés more things stuff more clichés I heard someone say this on Maddow more words where’s my mush F-15s you don’t need a 100-round clip to hunt deer Matlock forever ka-baaom!”
Whereupon, Patient Jack Daniels replies, “Well, I was married once…
And now some Chinese EV ride-hailing startups are beginning to fail. Bad as the dockless bike-sharing tech bubble was, this has the potential to be so much worse.https://t.co/sUOMUY8MrB
[L ph: GregAbandoned] pic.twitter.com/2F28XUdMtf
“Biden Is Asshole Edition” – Your gonn’a need a bigger blog.
gwbnycJune 30, 2021, 1:31 PM
I took Biden’s statements as “if you don’t comply you’re getting the full CCP treatment.”
the lot of them have a habit of foreshadowing upcoming events.
PA CatJune 30, 2021, 2:43 PM
Apropos of the editorial, “It’s a shooting gallery in Oakland,” the East Bay Times features a number of interesting news items about the CA lifestyle:
“Three young children found dead at California home; mother detained”
“My sister sprung her girlfriend on our family”
“Oakland violence prevention chief unhurt after attempted robbery at gunpoint”
“Sheriff’s deputies find 25 lbs of meth during Bay Point traffic stop, feds say”
“Ask Amy: Should I tell them what I found when I googled the bride?
Mike SeyleJune 30, 2021, 7:02 PM
Nothing so useful as a drone into a volcano, and boogers, when keeping the grandchildren … “Hey kids, come look at this!” Consumed maybe three minutes, but a good three minutes. Twins’ house prompted me to write about my own, but then sanity intervened and I threw it away. Sometimes, you just have to nod to the original guy, be grateful, and let it be.
Sam L.July 1, 2021, 8:00 AM
Dang! Back in the ’70s I had the keys to launch nuclear missiles, and never got to do it.
Just got a life lesson in national gas prices. Left for ft worth Texas, this past Monday, at 0400, paid 3.65 in AZ and Nevada, in New Mexico, lowest price was 2.43, in Texas “ along the I -40, 2.50 ish. Picked up the trailer and arrived home last night at 2300.
16 hour combat driving sessions. Gas along the I 40, was reasonable. Was surprised that from northern AZ to Ft Worth the weather was in the 70s, and it rained like crazy. Texas was actually green, not what I expected, having never been their before. I’ll never go back.
Admittedly, their was cheaper Diesel, but the new trailers 43 ft long, couldn’t get it into many stations. If I could havecould have saved 200.00dollars.
Here in southern Oregon diesels 2.38 a gallon. I get 12 cent discount at my station, a military discount, which is kinda nice.
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Gerard Van der Leun
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Who Am I? by Carl Sandburg
My head knocks against the stars.
My feet are on the hilltops.
My finger-tips are in the valleys and shores of universal life.
Down in the sounding foam of primal things I reach my hands and play with pebbles of destiny.
I have been to hell and back many times.
I know all about heaven, for I have talked with God.
I dabble in the blood and guts of the terrible.
I know the passionate seizure of beauty
And the marvelous rebellion of man at all signs reading “Keep Off.”
My name is Truth and I am the most elusive captive in the universe.
Duty, Beauty, Liberty, Country, Honor, Family, Faith — Plus a few simple easy to follow rules for guys
Men saw the stars at the edge of the sea
They thought great thoughts about liberty
Poets wrote down words that did fit
Writers wrote books
Thinkers thought about it
Take it where you find it
Can’t leave it alone
You will find a purpose
To carry it on
Mainly when you find it
Your heart will be strong
About it
Many’s the road I have walked upon
Many’s the hour between dusk and dawn
Many’s the time
Many’s the mile
I see it all now
Through the eyes of a child
Take it where you find it
Can’t leave it alone
You will find a purpose
To carry it on
Mainly when you find it
Your heart will be strong
About it
[Chorus]
Lost dreams and found dreams
In America
In America
In America
Lost dreams and found dreams
In America
In America
In America
And close your eyes
Leave it all for a while
Leave the world
And your worries behind
You will build on whatever is real
And wake up each day
To a new waking dream
Take it where you find it
Can’t leave it alone
You will find a purpose
To carry it on
Mainly when you find it
Your heart will be strong
About it
[Chorus]
Change, change come over
Change come over
Talkin’ about a change
Change, change
Change come over, now
Change, change, change come over
I’m gonna walk down the street
Until I see
My shining light
I’m gonna walk down the street
Until I see
My shining light
I’m gonna walk down the street
Until I see
My shining light
I’m gonna walk down the street
Until I see
My shining light
I see my light
See my light
See my shining light
I see my light
See my light
See my shining light
The Strange Tale of the Identical Twin’s Mirrored Mansion
Because we whored out the first.France is sending a second Statue of Liberty to the US 
Quackmobile: A functioning, life-sized replica of Donald Duck’s car 
OBAMAHOLE WATCH: Barack and Michelle Obama occasionally venture out of either their multimillion-dollar Washington, D.C. mansion or their Martha’s Vineyard estate to lecture the country on its systemic racism. They express worry over the dangers that apparently white people pose to the very safety of their own daughters.
For the past 18 generations, one family has preserved a 400-year-old recipe showing how sushi once tasted, and it doesn’t use raw seafood, but fish aged for three years.
Do you smell their fear rising over the competing reeks of Prius new car smell, of kale, and of the armies of shambling, squatting hoboes that have come to symbolize modern liberalism? That eau d’a uh-oh is the scent of progressives realizing that maybe pushing an ideology that tells the majority of America ‘You stink!’ is not going to lead to the sweet smell of success. 
Gerard Van der Leun
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“Biden Is Asshole Edition” – Your gonn’a need a bigger blog.
I took Biden’s statements as “if you don’t comply you’re getting the full CCP treatment.”
the lot of them have a habit of foreshadowing upcoming events.
Apropos of the editorial, “It’s a shooting gallery in Oakland,” the East Bay Times features a number of interesting news items about the CA lifestyle:
“Three young children found dead at California home; mother detained”
“My sister sprung her girlfriend on our family”
“Oakland violence prevention chief unhurt after attempted robbery at gunpoint”
“Sheriff’s deputies find 25 lbs of meth during Bay Point traffic stop, feds say”
“Ask Amy: Should I tell them what I found when I googled the bride?
Nothing so useful as a drone into a volcano, and boogers, when keeping the grandchildren … “Hey kids, come look at this!” Consumed maybe three minutes, but a good three minutes. Twins’ house prompted me to write about my own, but then sanity intervened and I threw it away. Sometimes, you just have to nod to the original guy, be grateful, and let it be.
Dang! Back in the ’70s I had the keys to launch nuclear missiles, and never got to do it.
Just got a life lesson in national gas prices. Left for ft worth Texas, this past Monday, at 0400, paid 3.65 in AZ and Nevada, in New Mexico, lowest price was 2.43, in Texas “ along the I -40, 2.50 ish. Picked up the trailer and arrived home last night at 2300.
16 hour combat driving sessions. Gas along the I 40, was reasonable. Was surprised that from northern AZ to Ft Worth the weather was in the 70s, and it rained like crazy. Texas was actually green, not what I expected, having never been their before. I’ll never go back.
Admittedly, their was cheaper Diesel, but the new trailers 43 ft long, couldn’t get it into many stations. If I could havecould have saved 200.00dollars.
Here in southern Oregon diesels 2.38 a gallon. I get 12 cent discount at my station, a military discount, which is kinda nice.
Cheer up, its only gonna get worse, much worse.
VI