President Asterisk said something remarkably stupid last week, but that requires more specificity. This particular nimrod monologue went as follows: “Those who say the ‘blood of patriots,’ you know, and all the stuff about how we’re gonna have to move against the government. Well, the tree of liberty has not been watered with the blood of patriots. What’s happened is that there have never been, if you want to, think you need to have weapons to take on the government, you need F-15s and maybe some nuclear weapons.”
His clown-o-logue requires translation into English:
“Stuff words things clichés more things stuff more clichés I heard someone say this on Maddow more words where’s my mush F-15s you don’t need a 100-round clip to hunt deer Matlock forever ka-baaom!”
“Stay with me…” LOS ANGELES JUST VOTED #1 BEST 3rd World City
Because we whored out the first.France is sending a second Statue of Liberty to the US
Funny, he doesn’t look Jewish.Unknown human ancestor unearthed in Israel rs old.
Strangely satisfying Booger suction: Cleaning of bearded dragon nostrils!
Peek-a-Boo!Behind the Facade of Potemkin Villages
OBAMAHOLE WATCH: Barack and Michelle Obama occasionally venture out of either their multimillion-dollar Washington, D.C. mansion or their Martha’s Vineyard estate to lecture the country on its systemic racism. They express worry over the dangers that apparently white people pose to the very safety of their own daughters.
A credit to her brain’s black hole:White Men are Terrible, Insists Author Abandoned by Her Black Father
Do you smell their fear rising over the competing reeks of Prius new car smell, of kale, and of the armies of shambling, squatting hoboes that have come to symbolize modern liberalism? That eau d’a uh-oh is the scent of progressives realizing that maybe pushing an ideology that tells the majority of America ‘You stink!’ is not going to lead to the sweet smell of success.
the apocalypse is going to be so damn weird pic.twitter.com/1ThDSstiFp
— Daniel Benneworth-Gray (@gray) June 29, 2021
What made my night last night, was when one of the 17 drunks and ODs a night came in, and dutiful nurse receiving the patient is going through his list of things to know, and mines this gem:“So, have you ever felt like killing yourself, or have you ever had any thing that made you feel like you wanted to harm yourself?”
Whereupon, Patient Jack Daniels replies, “Well, I was married once…
And now some Chinese EV ride-hailing startups are beginning to fail. Bad as the dockless bike-sharing tech bubble was, this has the potential to be so much worse.https://t.co/sUOMUY8MrB
[L ph: GregAbandoned] pic.twitter.com/2F28XUdMtf
— Irène DB (@UrbanFoxxxx) June 2, 2021