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Strange Daze: Biden Is Asshole Edition

President Asterisk said something remarkably stupid last week, but that requires more specificity. This particular nimrod monologue went as follows: “Those who say the ‘blood of patriots,’ you know, and all the stuff about how we’re gonna have to move against the government. Well, the tree of liberty has not been watered with the blood of patriots. What’s happened is that there have never been, if you want to, think you need to have weapons to take on the government, you need F-15s and maybe some nuclear weapons.”

His clown-o-logue requires translation into English:

“Stuff words things clichés more things stuff more clichés I heard someone say this on Maddow more words where’s my mush F-15s you don’t need a 100-round clip to hunt deer Matlock forever ka-baaom!”

With those words let’s just fly this drone into that volcano over there with camera rolling….

Editorial: It’s a shooting gallery in Oakland; more cops are needed –because City Council solid wall to wall floor to ceiling assholes.

‘His people will make you a pariah if you are disloyal to DeSantis. In Trumpworld you only became a pariah if you were loyal to Trump.’

The Strange Tale of the Identical Twin’s Mirrored Mansion

“Stay with me…” LOS ANGELES JUST VOTED #1 BEST 3rd World City

Because we whored out the first.France is sending a second Statue of Liberty to the US

Quackmobile: A functioning, life-sized replica of Donald Duck’s car

Funny, he doesn’t look Jewish.Unknown human ancestor unearthed in Israel rs old.

Strangely satisfying Booger suction: Cleaning of bearded dragon nostrils!

For one thing, fraternal organizations are dense with symbols, and the symbols are undeniably cool.

Peek-a-Boo!Behind the Facade of Potemkin Villages

OBAMAHOLE WATCH: Barack and Michelle Obama occasionally venture out of either their multimillion-dollar Washington, D.C. mansion or their Martha’s Vineyard estate to lecture the country on its systemic racism. They express worry over the dangers that apparently white people pose to the very safety of their own daughters.

For the past 18 generations, one family has preserved a 400-year-old recipe showing how sushi once tasted, and it doesn’t use raw seafood, but fish aged for three years.

A credit to her brain’s black hole:White Men are Terrible, Insists Author Abandoned by Her Black Father

Do you smell their fear rising over the competing reeks of Prius new car smell, of kale, and of the armies of shambling, squatting hoboes that have come to symbolize modern liberalism? That eau d’a uh-oh is the scent of progressives realizing that maybe pushing an ideology that tells the majority of America ‘You stink!’ is not going to lead to the sweet smell of success. 


What made my night last night, was when one of the 17 drunks and ODs a night came in, and dutiful nurse receiving the patient is going through his list of things to know, and mines this gem:“So, have you ever felt like killing yourself, or have you ever had any thing that made you feel like you wanted to harm yourself?”

Whereupon, Patient Jack Daniels replies, “Well, I was married once…

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  • tim June 30, 2021, 1:17 PM

    “Biden Is Asshole Edition” – Your gonn’a need a bigger blog.

  • gwbnyc June 30, 2021, 1:31 PM

    I took Biden’s statements as “if you don’t comply you’re getting the full CCP treatment.”

    the lot of them have a habit of foreshadowing upcoming events.

  • PA Cat June 30, 2021, 2:43 PM

    Apropos of the editorial, “It’s a shooting gallery in Oakland,” the East Bay Times features a number of interesting news items about the CA lifestyle:
    “Three young children found dead at California home; mother detained”
    “My sister sprung her girlfriend on our family”
    “Oakland violence prevention chief unhurt after attempted robbery at gunpoint”
    “Sheriff’s deputies find 25 lbs of meth during Bay Point traffic stop, feds say”
    “Ask Amy: Should I tell them what I found when I googled the bride?

  • Mike Seyle June 30, 2021, 7:02 PM

    Nothing so useful as a drone into a volcano, and boogers, when keeping the grandchildren … “Hey kids, come look at this!” Consumed maybe three minutes, but a good three minutes. Twins’ house prompted me to write about my own, but then sanity intervened and I threw it away. Sometimes, you just have to nod to the original guy, be grateful, and let it be.

  • Sam L. July 1, 2021, 8:00 AM

    Dang! Back in the ’70s I had the keys to launch nuclear missiles, and never got to do it.

  • Dirk July 2, 2021, 11:44 AM

    Just got a life lesson in national gas prices. Left for ft worth Texas, this past Monday, at 0400, paid 3.65 in AZ and Nevada, in New Mexico, lowest price was 2.43, in Texas “ along the I -40, 2.50 ish. Picked up the trailer and arrived home last night at 2300.

    16 hour combat driving sessions. Gas along the I 40, was reasonable. Was surprised that from northern AZ to Ft Worth the weather was in the 70s, and it rained like crazy. Texas was actually green, not what I expected, having never been their before. I’ll never go back.

    Admittedly, their was cheaper Diesel, but the new trailers 43 ft long, couldn’t get it into many stations. If I could havecould have saved 200.00dollars.

    Here in southern Oregon diesels 2.38 a gallon. I get 12 cent discount at my station, a military discount, which is kinda nice.

    Cheer up, its only gonna get worse, much worse.