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Sleep Tight Tonight. Your National Tard Is Awake!

“You went full retard man, never go full retard”

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  • Richard February 1, 2022, 9:41 AM

    The matter certainly does speak for itself. Still, if I were inclined to go to Twatter, at least I could do so, secure in the knowledge that I wouldn’t get the sadz, from seeing any mean tweets from Orange-man bad. Things sure can fall apart quickly, no?

  • Empty Shelves Of Unity February 1, 2022, 9:47 AM

    Dank meme for 2022-picked clean empty shelves along with barren cart and blank look on the face of a comrade shopper and the caption…all out of mean tweets.

    • Richard February 1, 2022, 12:10 PM

      Returned from the store an hour or so ago. No saltines, among other things, available for love or money. Saltines?????

  • Joe Krill February 1, 2022, 9:59 AM

    I wonder how many people who visit this site will have the nerve to say, “Come on man, gimme me a break, I voted for him.”

    • Mike Austin February 1, 2022, 1:21 PM

      The only Democrat I ever voted for was Carter in 1976. I was 23 years old. Yeah it was stupid of me, but I’m much better now.

      • Karen February 1, 2022, 5:49 PM

        Same here, but only 20 and not yet tested much by life. But like yourself I’m better now.

        • ghostsniper February 1, 2022, 6:02 PM

          OK, Karen.
          (I had to say it!)

          • Karen February 2, 2022, 9:49 AM

            I’m amused ;))

  • ghostsniper February 1, 2022, 10:35 AM

    I got the trailer hitch, who has the rope?

  • Dirk February 1, 2022, 11:37 AM

    How about piano wire?, would enjoy playing kick “ plugs’s” head down the road.

    • ghostsniper February 1, 2022, 11:49 AM

      Sittin on the porch awhile ago with my Shannon, getting our daily D3, I was thinking about that.
      As frail as xiden is a rope around the neck would cheat the spectators cause the skall would snap off instantly. show over.

      What he needs is something more robust, like a swiss seat or maybe a full body harness – something that will hold his dilapidated carcass together til the truck gets up to 90 or so, then he can start coming apart.

      So yeah, sitting there in the sun with the temp at 60, I slouched down in my chair and leaned my head back and daydreamed. xiden, his kid, maybe half a dozen of his cohorts, all harnesses up to the back of the F650 6×6 hi-rise double dually with 100′ industrial ropes, doused in diesel, set afire, truck going 90, all of them bouncing and flailing, screaming, arms popping off, legs, heads flying thither and yon, bystanders throwing hatchets and spears as they passed, everybody having a good time. Concessions stands lining the road, couple southern rock bands playing, bounce houses for the youngunz, a nice get together for American Patriots seeking restitution.

      • Vanderleun February 1, 2022, 12:14 PM

        “All you need is a dollar and a dream.”

  • PA Cat February 1, 2022, 11:39 AM

    And if JoJo sees his shadow when he gets up tomorrow, he calls for six more months of COVID kabuki theater and a transgender justice for the next SCOTUS opening.

  • Mike Austin February 1, 2022, 12:18 PM

    We have seen enough of this American kabuki. The question on everyone’s mind is, “Who’s pulling the strings on this marionette?” Biden’s marionettist knows but he remains hidden. And besides, someone might be pulling his strings as well. Feints within feints within feints.

    Cui bono?

    • RedBeard February 2, 2022, 4:53 PM

      Mike, your question has already been answered here.

      Biden’s puppet master?
      Satan.

      • Mike Austin February 3, 2022, 12:02 AM

        True that. Saint Michael will soon have a word with him.

  • John A. Fleming February 1, 2022, 2:37 PM

    I watched that video through to the end, more’s the shame. The self-satisfied smug smirk on that guy, as he watched his flunkies hustle the reporters out in a panic, made me think it might have been staged. The press knows he can go off-script, and his handlers are terrified of the prospect. His handlers know the press are terrified that he will go off-script and utter fantabulisms. So his handlers and he agreed that he would say “They tell me that I first have to call on …”, giving them the excuse to immediately wind up the appearance. And the press played their part, meekly exiting the room without standing their ground and shouting verbal questions.
    Gaah, what a potemkin spectacle. How will we even survive this, no good can come from this?

  • Snakepit Kansas February 1, 2022, 4:52 PM

    With his comments of “They tell me I have to…” as well as sitting there with an insipid smile while handlers run off everyone appears to be evidence of his loss of self awareness. Three more years of this? No way.

  • Dirk February 1, 2022, 4:55 PM

    With the trucker gig, I think I’m sensing a change coming, folks, left and right are simply done with the nonsense!

    I’m about 1/2 way thru Peter Schweitzer’s, Red Handed. These mother fucker need to be dead, ALL OF THESE TREASONOUS BASTARDS.

    I’m spending about 1/2 my reading time reviewing the Doc Sources, cited.

    We all pretty much know this is happening. But to read it, with the supporting sources, is really really evil.

    I support Joes statement, I voted Trump. No doubt many here voted Biden. I’ll pray for your fucked up souls tonight. Losers!

    Dirk

    • ghostsniper February 1, 2022, 6:04 PM

      Many?

      • Dirk February 2, 2022, 9:24 AM

        Ghost, as Joe mentions, ain’t nobody here going to cop to voting Biden Harris. While I personally don’t like it, this is the United States, everybody has the god given right to vote for whom they choose. We simply have to support that. It’s a gift!

        I rip my mother every time she calls, raised us Conservative, Remarried a liberal, he treats her well, a Berkeley grad. Like every Biden supported I’ve questioned about why? Each stated “ I HATE Trump”. And I respond, that’s fine, but do you not support AMERICA FIRST?, and they repeat I HATE Trump.

        Really a pretty lame response. As of late all lower their voices saying this Biden Harris team is terrible.

        I see we conservatives have a duty to educate those on the left, amazing how just the facts crush their positions. Even “ they” are noticing the communist trends in Govt.

        VI

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    • Hyland February 2, 2022, 3:25 PM

      Dirk, I asked you a while back what this VI thing is you place at the end of so many posts here. You said it means “Village Idiot.” Yep… that you are. You think many here at American Digest voted for Joe Biden? How did you ever come to that conclusion? Never mind…. I’m writing to an idiot.

      • Dirk February 2, 2022, 7:21 PM

        Evening Hyland, I think theirs been a miss communication here. I could give a flying fuck what you think. Thanks for playing.

        VI

  • Jack February 2, 2022, 10:28 AM

    I could have sworn I heard him say “I’m supposed to call on younger cocks first”. That really wouldn’t be out of his scope of daily whims.

  • CC February 6, 2022, 6:58 AM

    I like the way his face fills the entire screen, like Big Brother in 1984, or the Chancellor in V for Vendetta.
    Nice touch.