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March 19, 2017

Parents’ Manhattan Kindergarten Application Essay

Every day with Toile is full of a thousand questions:
“What’s the difference between Parma ham and prosciutto?” “Can I have a Hamilton birthday party?” “Mom, why did you go to PureBarre and Physique 57 today?” During her child-led, unstructured playtime on our drives to the Hamptons, she loves to ask our driver Hasaan all about how he rides his camels. He always tells her that not all people from Egypt ride camels and that he has lived in the United States for 27 years. It’s become a sweet little inside joke between them. - - McSweeney

Posted by gerardvanderleun at March 19, 2017 12:29 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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