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March 7, 2017

I’m a leftist now. ....

I joined the DSA, I listen to Chapo Trap House, I’ve got one of those sideways berets; the whole Loot Crate.
I should add that I don’t understand any of it. I spent the entire election process posting anti-Trump Disney Princess memes in reaction to his fascist treatment of Mexicans while completely ignoring the fact that Walt Disney was a Nazi-sympathizing union buster whose company recently tried to patent the phrase “Day of the Dead” in order to sell toys. I switched from Uber to Lyft even though they’re basically the same company. I’m calling my senator and leaving garbled voicemails through my Black Bloc mask. I’m definitely not making things worse by making a cheap fad out of an actual resistance. Anyways none of that matters because I’m here, and I’m ready to fight against the president who won the election because I didn’t mail an absentee ballot back to Wisconsin because Maynard James Keenan told me that Bill Hicks told him that George Carlin told him that not voting is a form of protest. I’m here, and I have a Hulu password if anyone in the resistance needs to use it. A Millennial Reviews: ‘Seinfeld,’ a Send-Up of the Clintonian Liberal Elite | | Observer

Posted by gerardvanderleun at March 7, 2017 1:56 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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Get your vote in for Harold Stassen, there's still time in the next world.
As the geese say,'Don't give up and don't give down' unless you will bare with us just fur the fun of it.

Posted by: Howard Nelson at March 7, 2017 2:49 PM

Well ain't that just meta like a motherfucker.

Posted by: Rob De Witt at March 7, 2017 5:35 PM

"...I’m ready to fight against the president..."

See what 20 years of parental neglect and public school brainwashing can do to a person?

This persons mind has been programmed into believing it has no value but that which is perceived by others. It has no self worth. More than likely it is receiving monetary assistance, which if removed, would cause it's fantasy bubble to pop like Mt Vesuvius.

Nothing burns as hard as the first taste of reality.

Posted by: ghostsniper at March 7, 2017 6:39 PM

"Nothing burns as hard as the first taste of reality."

Ghost, I'm stealing that one. Love it!

Posted by: Snakepit Kansas at March 7, 2017 7:14 PM

Maynard James Keenan, bill Hicks in one post?

Posted by: Tripletap at March 8, 2017 4:10 AM

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