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March 22, 2017

If you want to know how successful something will be on the internet, judge it solely on how creepy it is.

The creepier and more degenerate it is, the more likely it is to prosper....
Twitter is really, really creepy. Uber was creepy long before you found out exactly how it was creepy. The only human thing about anyone who worked there was their hamhanded attempts to grope the help, now that I think of it. When that's the top of your interpersonal heap, Dante Alighieri should write your yearly reports. Facebook, and the avaricious little twerp that runs it, is the creepiest thing I've ever encountered on this world, and I've renovated apartments that had a dead body in them. Google is creepy turtles, all the way down.Sippican Cottage: Chef, Or The Greater Creep Theory of Internet Success

Posted by gerardvanderleun at March 22, 2017 8:22 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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Frankly, it has never occurred to me to take a cheezy cell pik of my lunch at wherever and upload it to somewhere else and can't imagine why anyone would, but apparently that has been all the rage for some time now.

Some were born in the wrong century, I have been living on the wrong continent.

Is there a continent named "Solitude"?

Posted by: ghostsniper at March 22, 2017 11:15 AM

Sippy's just jealous cause I've been talkin to hot chicks on the internet all day.

Posted by: Rick at March 22, 2017 2:47 PM

Ted Nugender looks like he's sporting a mangina in that image.

Posted by: Jewel at March 22, 2017 6:22 PM

Unsmug yourself Rick. Most of those chicks probably look more like Sippican than your dream girl.

Posted by: billH at March 23, 2017 6:53 AM

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