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September 6, 2016
Messieurs, Ship Some Burkinis Over Here
where as many as 5,000 buck-nekkid citizens can be seen on a weekend, where there are no fences, where it’s not always clear where the regular beach ends and the nekkid beach begins, and so…holy whangdoodle, I just saw that and now I can’t unsee it! Let’s go totalitarian on this place and make people go down to wherever Hillary Clinton shops and buy some soccer-mom muumuus. Better yet, there are at least thirty municipalities in France that have outlawed the burkini—those things have to be piling up in evidence lockers. Send ’em over here so we can cage some cellulite because, as much as I like the idea of a nude beach, the reality makes you wonder how it’s possible for human beings to procreate in the first place. - Taki's Magazine
Posted by gerardvanderleun at September 6, 2016 10:24 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.
Your Say
Nude beaches are fine with me but I would require two rules:
1. obese folks are segregated to an area where you just don't have to look at them.
2. Other than myself, only hot chicks can be admitted.
See, I fixed that problem.
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at September 7, 2016 7:25 AM