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May 18, 2016

Putin Riding on a Bear Action Figure

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Anytime I need to emphasis that I mean business, I just pull out my Putin Riding a Bear.
This will usually result in submission by the aggressor. My landlord was being a jerk while trying collect the lot rent. When I pulled this out, his drunk butt fell off my block step.This talisman will also make the ladies throw themselves on you. It's really not fair to them that this exudes so much testosterone. Amazon.com: Putin Riding on a Bear Action Figure: Toys & Games

Posted by gerardvanderleun at May 18, 2016 8:00 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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Judging by the review, it sounds like the perfect toy for a kid who identifies with action movies, and is still afraid of girls.

Posted by: Rob De Witt [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 18, 2016 8:07 AM

Next: Obama riding the baloney pony.

JWM

Posted by: John M [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 18, 2016 10:58 AM

Why use this @ $69.95, when you can get the Vladimir Putin Celebrity Mask for $9.99? Ah Amazon, If you weren't there, we'd have to invent ye.

Posted by: BillH [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 18, 2016 1:54 PM

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