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May 17, 2016

Captain America: Civil War for the Beltway crowd

Captain America (Donald Trump) has gone to Avengers Headquarters in Washington for a showdown with Ryan-Man (Paul Ryan) over his plan to make America great again.
Meanwhile, Rino-Man (Mitt Romney) and SuperPac-Man (Mike Murphy), who has the amazing superpower of being able to take $100 million and shrink it to a buck seventy-nine - now that their protégé Low-Energy-Man (Jeb Bush) is no more - are urging the Mighty Sasse (Ben Sasse) and the world's oldest boy-sidekick Buckeye (John Kasich), whose superpowers don't work beyond the state border, to jump into the fight against Captain America. Priority Boarding on the Lolita Express :: SteynOnline

Posted by gerardvanderleun at May 17, 2016 12:40 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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They'd better get those guys back before the worms finish devouring their worthless carcasses. Oh yea, add McCain to the group.

Posted by: Terry [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 17, 2016 3:42 PM

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