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February 7, 2016

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Posted by gerardvanderleun at February 7, 2016 9:53 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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Posted by: leelu [TypeKey Profile Page] at February 8, 2016 6:44 AM

This is so ridiculous it's retarded, and most likely completely made up.

Put the girl in a secured medical environment.

Remove all ants.

Boil the ear canals with hydrogen peroxide, dry
with a blower.

Tilt head 90 degrees and fill ear canal with a 50/50 mixture of rubbing alcohol and white vinegar, sustain for 1 minute. Raise head, remove mixture. Repeat on other ear. Let both canals air dry.

Keep her confined to the secured area for 48 hours. There will be no more ants as long as that condition is met.

I suspect her lifestyle environment is causing the ants to keep appearing as they are attracted to the smell of the natural wax production in her ears. Careful scutiny and adjustment of her diet could alter this, as well as proper maintenance of the home environment that is allowing the ants to get to her in the first place.

All of the halloween costume adornment on her mug is an indication of the frivilousness of the people charged with raising her. Basically, all of the adults in this girls life have their heads up their asses.

Posted by: ghostsniper [TypeKey Profile Page] at February 8, 2016 7:03 AM

Yeah, ghost is right.

Posted by: pbird [TypeKey Profile Page] at February 8, 2016 7:55 AM

I grew up with the fire ant infestations in the 1960s. Little bastards was everywhere and we eventually learned to live wit them but as kids we would pour raw gasoline on their mounds, allow the gas fumes to infiltrate the lower and deeper depths of the mound and set them on fire. Had to be careful not to set the pasture on fire.

Posted by: Jack [TypeKey Profile Page] at February 8, 2016 8:41 AM

Fire ants and sand spurs won't survive in proper soil. The soil ph must be maintained around 6-7 and nitrogen is the best way to get it there.

A well designed lawn sprinkler system is the key. Add the Gator maintenance equipment that delivers chemicals directly through the sprinklers and you have an almost effortless pristine lawn.

I like standard bahia grass. Our home had vacant lots on 3 sides and across the road so it was imperative to get on top of it instantly and stay there to prevent the intrusion from the adjacent properties.

What good is a lawn if fire ants and sand spurs prevent you from walking barefoot all over it?

Posted by: ghostsniper [TypeKey Profile Page] at February 8, 2016 9:50 AM

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