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February 11, 2016

Shopping Spree

"Honest, officer, they just jumped into my pants."

Man urinates in Wal-Mart as he puts trout in pants:
A worker told an officer that the suspect, David Wylie, was seen urinating on the sales floor near the alcohol while trying to put a package of trout in his pants and he then attempted to leave the store without paying, the warrant stated. The officer wrote that Wylie told him he indeed urinated on the floor but "was not concerned because it was a misdemeanor."

Posted by gvanderleun at February 11, 2016 4:27 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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Trout? In Walmart?
I've never seen it.
Anyway, gives some meaning to the term "trouser trout".

Clarksville, TN eh. (just outside Ft Campbell)
I spent a week there one night.

Posted by: ghostsniper [TypeKey Profile Page] at February 11, 2016 6:59 PM

Yo, nigga, he knoes DA LAW.

Posted by: Doug [TypeKey Profile Page] at February 12, 2016 8:20 AM

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