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January 27, 2016

Parisian Poodle Serving Table: Part dog, part French maid. Best of both worlds.


SkyMall Product Reviews: Parisian Poodle Serving Table
I can't prove this but I am 100% certain my dog is avoiding me ever since I bought this. He keeps at least a 10 foot distance from me and just turns his head whenever I look at him. This table, remarkable craftsmanship and wonderful aesthetics aside, has cost me my only friendship.... It was love at first sight when I first glimpsed the Parisian Poodle Serving Table, which seemed the perfect complement to my home. Unfortunately, that very same home was taken from me when the tunnels I was digging underneath collapsed, causing the entire structure to be condemned. I intend to tunnel back in and reclaim this beautiful serving table, along with several changes of clothes so I don't raise any red flags at work.

Posted by gerardvanderleun at January 27, 2016 9:05 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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The genius of ACME strikes again.

Posted by: chuck [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 27, 2016 9:18 AM

I see you have the John Kerry Negotiator model.

Posted by: Milo Galt [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 27, 2016 9:59 AM

I'm sure someone somewhere is offended by this.

Posted by: tripletap [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 27, 2016 10:22 AM

If no one else, every poodle should be offended.

Posted by: Vermont Woodchuck [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 28, 2016 4:30 AM

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