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January 1, 2016

I promise to start really eating right.

Count every calorie. I'll buy a fitness watch.
One of those good ones that even counts your heartbeats when you sleep. I'll start buying supplements, and I'll mix them into the kale smoothies I'll make for breakfast. I'll get a gym membership, and hire a personal trainer. I'll start with hardcore cardio-type stuff, but then I'll move on to free weights and elliptical work. Then I'll start doing Crossfit all the time, and start talking about doing Crossfit stuff all the time, to everyone I meet, children in the street, strangers on the Intertunnel, even to the clerks in Walmart, but not using a Bavarian accent anymore, of course. Sippican Cottage: Sippican's 2016 New Year's Resolutions

Posted by gerardvanderleun at January 1, 2016 10:25 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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