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June 4, 2015

Time to take back the gold medal Caitlyn Jenner won in the men's decathlon at the 1976 Montreal Olympic Games

It has recently come to light that gold medalist Bruce Jenner is in fact transgender, and therefore, identifies as a woman.
We congratulate Ms. Jenner on these new developments and wish her the best. However, this creates somewhat of a problem as Ms. Jenner (as talented as she is) claims that she has always believed herself to be truly female, and therefore, was in violation of committee rules regarding women competing in men’s sports and vice versa. Therefore, it is with a heavy heart that we must ask whether or not it is proper that Ms. Jenner should retain her olympic records in light of this, as we must now either claim that Bruce Jenner and Caitlyn Jenner are two entirely different people (which we know is not true), or that Bruce Jenner was, in fact, a woman participating in a men’s event. My Name is Hannibal | Belmont Club

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Dear Brucie,

Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song,
A medley of extemporanea;
And love is a thing that can never go wrong;
And I am Marie of Romania.

Dorothy Parker

Posted by: Rob De Witt [TypeKey Profile Page] at June 4, 2015 10:32 AM

So this is how Title IX dies...to thunderous applause.

Posted by: Rich Fader [TypeKey Profile Page] at June 4, 2015 2:22 PM

Caitlyn also needs to pay back all the sponsorship money she made off of pretending to be a man that won the triathalon, and then do about 10 years in the shitcan for frauding the entire planet for 40 years.

"Unprincipled people eventually run head-on into themselves."
--gs, 2099

Posted by: ghostsniper [TypeKey Profile Page] at June 4, 2015 2:57 PM

Yep. This line of thinking is entirely consistent with that of those trannies who petition to have their birth certificates altered, and of the courts who grant them these petitions.


Posted by: Grizzly [TypeKey Profile Page] at June 4, 2015 5:35 PM

I find it comforting to contemplate what all these sex-change queers will look like when they're sixty-four.
The Beatles ask the question "Will you still love me when I'm sixty-four?"

Posted by: chasmatic [TypeKey Profile Page] at June 4, 2015 8:58 PM

chas - I believe Jenner is 65 or 66 already.

Posted by: BillH [TypeKey Profile Page] at June 5, 2015 7:20 AM

Jenner was a MAN when he won the decathlon. The old degenerate can claim all he wants about how he always wanted to be a woman (I call bullshit on that), but even now he's a faux chic with a dick. He gets to indulge himself because he's rich and married into a freakish family of parasites whose women have huge asses, and whose founding fortune came from a man who helped O.J. Simpson get off scot free with murder.

Posted by: DonRodrigo [TypeKey Profile Page] at June 5, 2015 9:12 AM

@DonRodrigo -- You're right, I never thought about the Kardashian influence on poor Bruce. Maybe deep down he really wants a big ass. Perhaps he would like an ass transplant. Of course, a Kardashian wouldn't want to give up an entire ass. That would be like donating two kidneys. Maybe they would settle for just half an ass transplant. Which would be appropriate, since Bruce is only making a half-assed transition to womanhood to begin with.

Posted by: Grizzly [TypeKey Profile Page] at June 5, 2015 6:32 PM

BillH: Yikes. This means he can draw Medicare and Social Security benefits.

Posted by: chasmatic [TypeKey Profile Page] at June 6, 2015 11:43 PM

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