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June 8, 2015

Just in time for [Founding] Fathers' Day: "Printed throughout the entire roll and fully functional."


Hillary Toilet Paper Judging from her past record, she would be a truly horrible President,
as she has been a horrible Senator and Secretary of State. But, that doesn't mean she is useless. We finally figured out something that Hillary is good at! Introducing our Hillary Toilet Paper. Now you can tell your liberal friends that you proudly hang a picture of Hillary Clinton in your home! Or more specifically, in your bathroom. Printed throughout the entire roll and fully functional.

Posted by gerardvanderleun at June 8, 2015 2:20 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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I suggest single-ply so Hillary doesn't have the chance to wreck your septic system as well.

Posted by: KMM [TypeKey Profile Page] at June 8, 2015 2:50 PM

Urinal Targets

Posted by: ghostsniper [TypeKey Profile Page] at June 8, 2015 7:44 PM

Someone should put that face on a saltlick for the cows. Easy Photoshop project.

Posted by: Speller [TypeKey Profile Page] at June 8, 2015 10:09 PM

I wouldn't insult my rectum with that image.

Posted by: tripletap [TypeKey Profile Page] at June 9, 2015 4:30 AM

Yeah, OK, OK. We all lampooned Obama not once but twice.

"Aw, he'll never make it."

"Er, uh, he'll never make it twice"

Read 'em and weep. The electoral system is broken folks. Wakey wakey. Open your windows and hear the sounds of jackboots, just over the next hill.

Do a politically incorrect head count:

lemme see, this many Whites, some of whom think Hilary has the sun shining out her ass;

This many monkey people, still with their hands out for free phones and a get out of jail card for the next city they torch;

This many Brown folks, recently arrived and hungry for the good things. This way to the Welfare booth where we will issue a driver's license to one and all and send them next door to the polling place. The New Black Panthers will be uneasy but let them pass because, well, they ain't White, y'unnerstand?

And all the weekend warriors and couch patriots will shrug and say "well, we gave it a good fight. Maybe next time ..."

Posted by: chasmatic [TypeKey Profile Page] at June 9, 2015 6:31 AM

Well Chas, I'm gonna say that I have poles and wires to run for the stringbeans and tomatoes, 9 downed trees to drag to the north end of the compound and then stack and stake as an obstacle, then Shannon and me are going on our 6 mile daily excursion, 3 up, 3 down, and tonight I'm camo'ing another AR. If they make it all the way out here they better be ready to party. Ya see, we left all that silliness behind (my ruler can kick your rulers ass!) and deal with stuff that matters. After the burn-off our life style adjustment will be nominal.

Posted by: ghostsniper [TypeKey Profile Page] at June 10, 2015 8:47 AM

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