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December 13, 2014

Why women are dyeing their armpit hair

“First, I had Rain wipe her pits down to remove any deodorant that might be lingering.

Then, I got right in there with my bleach and color brush, applying it thick in small sweeping strokes in all directions, making sure to fully cover every hair.”
- The Washington Post

Posted by gerardvanderleun at December 13, 2014 10:41 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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2 retarded idiots in this scenario, the doer and the receiver.

Posted by: ghostsniper [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 13, 2014 2:23 PM

Feminists. Always looking for clever new ways to make themselves unattractive to the opposite sex. This one's a winner!


Posted by: John M [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 13, 2014 5:32 PM

Wait 'til you see what they do with dreadlocks.

My uncle Letsgo Lozko, he raised bantam chickens (but you knew that) he told me "some countries dey got nose hair two inches long, dey hang bells on 'em."

why don't the females just skip the preliminaries and have loser tattooed on their foreheads? Then they can show a nasty snarly face at everyone and ask "Whaddya lookin' at?" as if they don't like all the attention. Oh, and they can gain lotsa weight, wear ugly clothes. Uh, wait, they already do that, uh?

Posted by: chasmatic [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 13, 2014 11:05 PM

They're just silly girls looking for attention.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 14, 2014 6:38 AM

If this is meant to be some kind of repellant, it works on me.

Posted by: BillH [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 14, 2014 7:44 AM

I seriously doubt that the practice will become mainstream with the 10-12 women (I actually can't remember without using my finger to count them) in my family.

Posted by: Jack [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 14, 2014 8:21 AM

Chris: Er, excuse me but the afore-mentioned females are neither silly nor girls. In fact they are only females by Act of Congress.

They exhibit Stockholm Syndrome, obsessed with becoming that which they despise. The cognitive dissonance will hopefully cause meltdown.

Posted by: chasmatic [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 14, 2014 10:52 AM

Wait until they start braiding it, then hanging jewelry like Christmas ornaments from the braids. That will set a new fashion trend in strapless evening gowns.

Posted by: Vermont Woodchuck [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 15, 2014 1:02 PM

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