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December 21, 2014

Posted by gerardvanderleun at December 21, 2014 5:20 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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I was out running errands, in the line at Walmart for meds.
Behind me comes this guy, looked like he was on a Polack bowling team. Mid-forties, wouldn't know matching colors if it bit him in the butt.

"Whassatcha got?" He asks, pointing to the cafe curtain rod I'm holding.

I spoke not a word, showed him.

"Oh" he sez, "thought it was one a them canes. My buddy has one with four feet".

"Yes, when we get older we lose equilibrium." I said (my mistake).

"Oh" he sez, "I lost my equilibrium when I had that aneurism, back in '97."

"You're lucky to be alive" sez I.

"I dunno, I'm waiting for them to come get me. Y'know, go up into space".

"I'm five foot ten." I said with finality, "you won't need any money up there."

He nodded sagely and I saw behind his eyes he'll be chewing on that for a while.

The art of conversation, one of my strong suits.

Posted by: chasmatic [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 23, 2014 7:47 AM

This is my all time favorite Bruce Springsteen song -- mainly because Springsteen didn't do it.

Posted by: browncoat [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 23, 2014 8:46 PM

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