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December 1, 2014

Neil (Pretentious Middle Name) Tyson: Getting dumber by the day.

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Posted by gerardvanderleun at December 1, 2014 1:57 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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Eastwood captures exactly our feelings. Acting risen to the level of an art.

Posted by: Casey Klahn [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 1, 2014 5:47 PM

And here I thought Carl Sagan was our only drug-addled national astronomer. I'm with Clint on this one, most def.

P.S. there is an ass-tronomer joke in here, but I ain't going near it.

Posted by: SteveS [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 1, 2014 6:37 PM

Neil (Pretentious Middle Name) Tyson has the intellectual horsepower of a farm animal.

Why do people keep pointing and laughing at this retarded spectacle of a genetically flawed misfit?

Posted by: ghostsniper [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 1, 2014 6:58 PM

I believe that is Neil "High-on-Grass" Tyson,
Mike Tyson's less intelligent little brother.

Posted by: Grizzly [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 1, 2014 7:46 PM

Neil needs a good hard punch in the face. If that proves not effective a two-by-four may be substituted.

This ruling from the leaders of Celebrate Assholes Get a Punch in the Face Day.

I'm about to become an enthusiastic chasmatician just writing this.
chas•ma•ti•cian (chăs-mə-tĭsh′ən) n.

A person skilled or learned in punching people in the face who rate it.

Uncle Letsgo Lozko is in accord:
As for the bantam chickens, those little sumbitches are the living descendants of velociraptors. I wouldn't be messing with 'em.

Posted by: chasmatic [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 1, 2014 11:22 PM

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