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December 2, 2014

At last!? "The Ugly Christmas Sweater Suit"

Do you remember all those Christmas parties
you went to last year dressed in your mom's baggy vintage '88 Christmas sweater complete with shoulder pads and shedding small trinkets from holidays past with each step you took? Do you remember going home to your sad, cold bed a little tipsy and utterly alone? Thought so. But what is there to do? You don't want to be the stiff who shows up dressed all "normal and boring" to a holiday party. Well luckily for you, daddy (that's us) went up North and got some of Ole man Nick's hobbit friends to whip up something a bit more... dapper.
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Posted by gerardvanderleun at December 2, 2014 9:45 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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Nothing is simple anymore. Nothing ever works. Nothing ever fits. Everything's gotta be special. Standard is never good enough.

Posted by: chasmatic [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 2, 2014 10:24 AM

Simple, cheap, single use, biodegradable, disposable garments. Perfect.

Posted by: ghostsniper [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 2, 2014 10:51 AM

How did they get Dave Grohl to pose in that suit?

Posted by: tripletap [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 2, 2014 5:59 PM

I mistook that for Keanu Reeves at first.

Posted by: Eris Guy [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 3, 2014 2:55 AM

This guy belongs with the hot chocolate boy.

They both would benefit from a good hard punch in the face.

Celebrate Assholes Get a Punch in the Face Day

Posted by: chasmatic [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 3, 2014 10:24 PM

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