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November 1, 2014

My Obama-narcolepsy is interfering with my Obama-schadenfreude.

Jonathan Alter starts telling me how misunderstood the president is,
and suddenly orange traffic cones are bouncing off my truck’s grill as I somnolently drift into a highway work zone. You could fill a cereal bowl with broken glass and barbed-wire shards drenched in hot sauce right below my face. All it would take for me to use it as a pillow is a 30-second loop of Obama saying “Let me be clear.” His speeches are like whale sounds, but with less substance. I’d say they’re all white noise, but I don’t want to get called a racist.
Never Yet Melted » Obama's "€œSpeeches Are Like Whale Sounds, But With Less Substance"

Posted by gerardvanderleun at November 1, 2014 10:01 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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with the sounds of troops marching in the background and choppers overhead, loud speakers blaring

"Uh? Hey, what's that sound"

"Um, I dunno. While you're up get me another beer."

Posted by: chasmatic [TypeKey Profile Page] at November 2, 2014 5:46 AM

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