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September 13, 2014

You're Not My Real Stepdad!

My real stepdad used to let me take the dirt bike out by myself all the time.
He gave it to me when he told me he was marrying my mom and explained that I should try to call him "Dad." Dennis was awesome. He even promised to take me hunting once, and he would have, if he didn't have to spend all his time and money on a good lawyer. He treated me like his own son through marriage. And unlike you, my real surrogate father raised me from the time my mother sat us down and told us that Dennis would be spending the night at our house from now on.
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Posted by gerardvanderleun at September 13, 2014 7:08 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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Boy, is that not funny.

Posted by: Rob De Witt [TypeKey Profile Page] at September 13, 2014 11:59 AM

It was unfunny funny.

Posted by: Mother Effingby [TypeKey Profile Page] at September 14, 2014 3:10 PM

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