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September 20, 2014

White House Shakin' In It's Secret Service Boots!

The man who jumped over a White House fence and made it all the way inside the executive mansion before being caught was carrying a 3 1/2-inch knife and told officials he was a veteran of three tours in Iraq, according to the complaint released today.

Humm, let's see. That would be almost limitless guards with automatic weapons, SAM missiles on the roof, a platoon or so of Marines, and Barack "MouthBalls"Obama versus a 3 1/2 inch knife. Be afraid. Be very afraid. What a crap sack of pussies.

Posted by gerardvanderleun at September 20, 2014 7:58 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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There are a whole lot of guys like that in the militias and in small towns and neighborhoods, just waiting for the ball to drop.
Woe be unto any troops that try to step in and control things.

Posted by: chasmatic [TypeKey Profile Page] at September 20, 2014 11:18 PM

I seriously wonder if someone would off this Dork simply to avoid making him a martyr. He's much more of a blotch in the news as a failure.

Posted by: Vermont Woodchuck [TypeKey Profile Page] at September 21, 2014 7:23 AM

Obama isn't going to drop that ball. In fact he's writing an Executive Order right now that forbids it to drop.
Anybody that spent near two years shaking in his loafers about giving the Go order on the world's most wanted terrorist isn't going to chance doing anything that interrupts Michelle next plate of Wagyu.

Posted by: Onthenorthriver [TypeKey Profile Page] at September 21, 2014 9:32 AM

A single, well trained man can defeat a battalion sized group of current level, inside the box "thinking" imbeciles including their command structure with ease.

Posted by: Terry [TypeKey Profile Page] at September 21, 2014 11:58 AM

"So when I see the term Wagyu on a menu here I know exactly what it means: beef of largely unknown origin that is almost certainly overpriced – and not from Japan."

"U.S. law bans the import of all Japanese beef. It’s hard to argue with that. But imitation Japanese beef is a much murkier issue."


Posted by: ghostsniper [TypeKey Profile Page] at September 21, 2014 1:44 PM

Our military is trying to get ISIS on the run, and we've got our IISS [Impregnably Ignorant, Stolidly Stupid] Babble-On government with the runs.

I wonder whether the White House can be reached from outside the fence by a drive-by RPG launcher, or maybe 10 fired at once by a serious group of malcontents. What are the ground protective radii around the White House, House of Reps, Supreme Court, and the Senate? If our SS and US Marshals don't know maybe they can ask the next group of up-and-coming terrorists.
Have we imagined how far their upgraded RPG launchers [or bazookas?] will deliver the payload?

Posted by: Stug Guts [TypeKey Profile Page] at September 22, 2014 3:24 PM

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