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September 20, 2014

Death to Urban Elves!

Elves can breed with humans, but they are embarrassed of their attractions to brutish and short-lived humans so they prefer to murder the children before their Elders find out.
This is why elves tend to be feminist and vote Democrat. Elves also tend to be outspoken feminists because the elvish race, which has much in common with the Dwarves (but we’re not going to get into the whole gold-mongering Dwarf thing here), is almost completely androgynous and elvish communities have been matriarchal since their Age of Vulvar began in 33 AD. Elves will often say that “gender is just a construct” because they like to tease “unevolved” humans, who they know full well have more fully differentiated sexes. Hen-pecked Elvish males are secretly jealous of human men, though, so they work with the Dwarves to market birth control pills, human pornography, soy products, plastics and other products with dysgenic, emasculating effects.
Jack Donovan

Posted by gerardvanderleun at September 20, 2014 6:34 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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Ergo, humans should do more mating with gremlins so as to enhance off-springs' trouble making nature. These alloyed superior beings will be recognizable by the discontent of their character, a welcome change from their human parents' supine slavephilia.
The Latin term for these new folks is Homo 2PistOff2SayUs

Posted by: Stug Guts [TypeKey Profile Page] at September 20, 2014 3:04 PM

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